Sex move that emulates the usage of a Neti Pot which is used to clear sinuses, the Naughty Neti is done by ejaculating forth into a single nostril of the recipient whereupon they will be rolled over after such an event so that the ejaculate seeps forth from their other nostril.
"Bro, I gave her the Naughty Neti last night."
"No way? That was after the first date, she must have had a really bad cold."
"No way? That was after the first date, she must have had a really bad cold."
by piznipy May 14, 2019

When a person of a smaller stature (midget/dwarf) dry humps your leg as you try to make your way into the Star Wars Celebration.
As Randy made his way through the doors that led to the Star Wars Celebration, a fairly attractive dwarf began to ravage his leg in a humping motion. He then realized that 'The Naughty Ewok' was being performed on him.
by Pumpkinbear July 19, 2012

Based off of the Home Improvement character Wilson who is only ever seen peeking over the fence. Naughty Wilson is when a woman sits backwards in a man’s face and you can only see the eyes of the other person looking over her ass cheeks.
by Krod! April 23, 2023

Naughty Unicorn
A unicorn is a pure, devine and magical creature. A Naughty Unicorn has all of these properies but has a twisted sense of humour and sexual desires hiden within which once observed become the focus of the observers obsession...
A unicorn is a pure, devine and magical creature. A Naughty Unicorn has all of these properies but has a twisted sense of humour and sexual desires hiden within which once observed become the focus of the observers obsession...
She is so sweet, cute and beautifull but dont let that fool you as I call her my Naughty Unicorn for a reason...
by Daddy Foote August 31, 2017

A sexual position that must be performed in the kitchen. Items required include a spatula, glad wrap and 12 uncooked Gnocchis. Action is vastly similar to a Ping pong show as seen in Thailand.
by Sand dune slug February 23, 2020

by Raven_CD September 1, 2022

The sex position used when attempting to speed up the evolution process for your gene pool. Also to create the best procreation potential.
by Swab January 25, 2010
