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keystone nacho

When a plate of loaded nachos is delivered, the "keystone nacho" is the nacho chip that, when lifted from the platter, pulls the largest amount of toppings from the plate at once. The person who pulls the keystone nacho is hated, respected, and envied by all others at the table.
Comer found the keystone nacho and in one moment, he got the best bite of the whole dang plate!!
by Glamrockster December 11, 2016
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Gusty Nacho

Really annoying person that never pays attention to anything;so annoying you want to kill them
We were playing UNO when willhem was not paying attention,what a gusty nacho.
by Jonn:p July 1, 2011
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Ultimate Nacho

The best nacho in a nacho platter. The nacho with the greatest variety and amount of ingredients on it. Completely covered in cheese with just the right amount of black beans, sour cream, guacamole, and chicken or steak. There is only one perfect nacho in every nacho platter.

A nacho platter's quality shrinks or grows by the amount of nachos similar to its Ultimate Nacho. Some platters contain very many uncovered chips but will still contain a worthwhile Ultimate Nacho.
Whoa! Look at all that cheese, guac, and bean! This is the Ultimate Nacho.

There can be only one Ultimate Nacho.
by Ed R May 29, 2010
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soft nacho

by CrimsonLynx May 26, 2016
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poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat

mishearing of lyrics in the song SAD! by XXXTentacion
guy 1: "why does this song say poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat?"
guy 2: "it doesn't say that! you are just mishearing it"
by 0oiejr3ikg October 3, 2020
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Nantucket Nacho Supreme

If your stomach is craving for a traditional Mexican delight and your big, throbbing cock is screaming for a nice, wet vagina, look no further than the Nantucket Nacho Supreme. The nacho supreme is a combination of two great things and must be made very carefully and specifically. First you must start by engaging in a three way with two women. (We are fans of the devils three way but if want this food option, two ladies is the way to go.) One of the women in the three way is required to be a virgin. Next you lay the non virgin down and pour some crisp tortilla chips on her abdomen. You then take a nice piss all over those chips. This is replica of the cheese on nachos. Now you shart all over the chips. Make sure the shart explodes when exiting the buttox. This explosive shart replicates spicy ground beef. You then will shove your entire hand down your throat and throw up on top of the nachos to replicate the guacamole. Next you take the virgin and pound the mess out of her. Hopefully you pop her cherry which will bleed and replicate the salsa. Last but not least you cum all over the top of the nachos which is the sour cream. Only the finest of men can complete the making of this food.
Blaine: Dang John, I'm really hungry!
John: How bout you call Margaret and Caroline and make a Nantucket nacho supreme.
Blaine: Dang John, you sir are an innovator. I think I have some fresh shart ready to explode out of my cheeks!
by Smith2069 May 31, 2017
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Macho Nacho

"I need a macho nacho tonight! Give me the beef and the beans!"
by BigL027 September 18, 2014
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