New Jersey

A state that wishes it could be better than New York.
New Jersey is the shit, not.
by ohmygawd November 12, 2007
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New Jersey

it's supposed to smell that bad!
by Nate June 09, 2003
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New Jersey

New York City, Lower East Side, Industry Bar and Lounge.

"Yo, everyone in this bar is from Dirty Jerz, wha the fuck?"

"Cause Jeresy ain't shit! Thus, those tunnel and bridge bastards come over here and fuck up the flo'"
by NewYorkCityGranDame November 03, 2003
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New Jersey

A place divide among two cities full a sprawling wasteful suburban communities. A place with little activity and a lot of drugs. Outside of Newark, AC, and Camden police abuse rights of kids and enforce small violations constantly. A place where every movie with no plot takes place or any Miramax movie.
Garden State (the movie), Clerks, Harold and Kumar, and thousands more resemble New Jersey.
by Nikoso August 10, 2006
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New jersey is a fagot ass state with stupid law. I hate the fact u cant own a gun. THerea are alotta preppy faggots and u cant pump ur own gas. THey think they own the world but noone likes people from jersey
new jersey is a faggot ass sstate where no one knows how to drive

Kid from Brooklyn: Yo preppy faggot
Jersey kid: go away or im gonna cry
by ItS KaMiKaZe 04 December 20, 2005
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A trashy slum found in New England. Absolutely no redeemable qualities. All land in New Jersey is either highway, road, or roadside. The place is overrun with gangs and street pharmacists.
Son: Daddy, what's so good about New Jersey?
Dad: Absolutely nothing son.
Son: Then why is it a State?
Dad: Well it's a great way to get to New York
by Shankmasta November 27, 2006
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a disgusting dump, its so polluted there its disgusting.
new jersian: HEY DO YOU BELIEVE THAT GLOBAL WARMING IS HAPPENING?

non new jersian: YEAH I DO BELIEVE IT AND ITS YOUR DAMN STATE OF NEW JERSEY'S FAULT
by new jersey haterr February 17, 2009
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