Murf

The way someone talks when they are too drunk to form real words or complete sentences.

Karen: "Did you talk to Joe last night?"
Heather: "I tried, but I don't think he could understand what I was saying. I murfed."

by Kellieeeeeee September 11, 2009

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good at foot better then b.e and b.b combined or me and b.b combined

good at football better then b.e and b.b combined or me and b.b combined

by shabbir May 9, 2005

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OK, here we go. One more time........"murf" is most commonly used a an abbreviation for the word "motherfucker" but can also be used as a term of endearment or brotherhood not unlike the word "nigger" or "nigga" has been used in the recent past.... Another type of use for the word "murf" would be to refer to any particular itme you wish to speak about... Do you understand now that murf is one of the most wonderful words on the planet as it can be used so broadly? It can be used rudely, lovingly, angrily and pleasantly all within a matter of moments regardless of the situation.....long live murf, hail to murf...it is simply one of the greatest words in existence today...

Lets say you meet an old friend you haven't seen in a while, you would say to him/her...."whatup murf, man its been too long, how ya been?"
Here is another example in a sentence.....let's say you were at a party with some friends and and needed another beer from the refrigerator as your friend offered one to you. You would then say....."yeah dude,let me get one of them murfs"......and then you could say "thanks murf" after he gave it to you.
You might say something like this....."push me murf, push me murf, you are fuckin with the wrong man. Keep fuckin around and im gonna kick your ass murf."

by Raftranger April 9, 2006

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