mosher

first of im a mosher and most of my friends are moshers i have loads of friends that are chavs but no offence to them the mojoraty of chavs are dipshits most of them dont even know what the word mosher means and moshers dont slit ther wrists thats call emo and i dont were make-up THATS, called being a goth tho not all goths do i have never ever herard a mosher say somthing like "aw you listening to somthing heavvvy? awww man im heavy" no in reality we dont say bull shit like that and yes most moshers hate chavs to bit realy i hate most of them to this is what its like:-

Mosher talking to mates: yeah so thats what you do
chav (dipshit) : yeah you think your fucking well ard well y not right?
mosher: *sigh* firts of all shut the fuck up second of all...
chav throws a punch hit mosher mosher recovers grabs chav by neck puts him on the wall and beats the crap of him now the chav is on floor crying mosher carrys on talking
Mosher:anyway were were we oh yeah so thats what you have to do

MOSHERS ROCK

CHAVS ARE DIPSHITS

THE END

by Dommy_the_mosher April 18, 2007

Turkish mashed potatos

1.The act of boiling a potato, inserting it into a girls ass along with a little butter and salt and then fucking her as hard and fast as you can in the asshole.

1. Step one-Boil one large russet potato, Step 2 insert into asshole with butter and salt. 3. fuck asshole in a vigorous motion for 2 minutes 4. Enjoy you turkish mashed potatos!

by Jbook July 21, 2006

Mashed Potato Man

noun. A menace of the forest that came to life through a bowl of mashed potatoes. He wears a yellow shirt, blue jeans, and underpants on his head to hide his true identity.

"The Mashed Potato Man has come back!"

by Scnigey March 23, 2003

moshers

A person or persons who mosh.
Mosh-Someone who loves the beat of the music so much they have to move to it, jumping swinging etc.
It does not have to be rock though, lots of people can mosh to Ska, Punk, Rap and Hip~hop etc.
Are secure enough in themselves to express themselves in any way they see fit, whether it be the clothes they wear, the music they listen to, or the people they interact with.

Dude I was moshin soooo hard when I went to see Rage against the machine, all those years back.

by Anto April 3, 2004

masher

A person (usually a man) who gains sexual gratification by inappropriately rubbing against strangers in crowed public places.

It was crowded, but it wasn't that crowded. The guy didn't need to rub his package against my ass as he "squeezed by" - what a masher!

by Rachel Harvieux May 17, 2006

moshers

people who have the confidence to be themselves and not who every one else wants them to be, rather than buy the exact same makes as their friends , so as to fit in. Moshers often express themselves freely and generally don like bieng called sweaty as they walk through town.

chav: ha ha look a sweaty
mosher: f**kin chav , lets see what he thinks of us 'sweatys' in 5 minutes
*mosher makes a little call to his frends down the street who just happen to wear chains as a fashion accesory , or happen to have a skateboard handy*
chav , ends up beaten and bruised by moshers

by anonymous 116 May 17, 2006

Mashed Pustankoes

1.The act of eating the pasty white vaginal discharge that somehow ends up at the bottom of womens' panties.
2.The spring cleaning of a woman's vaginal discharge.

"Trevor, your sister's mashed pustankoes wee especially delicious last night, it was probably because of the cottage cheese side I ordered."

by Joe Zeyen, Andrew Parson March 3, 2007