snake molester

A guy who would basically screw anything.

John is a snake molester. He'd fuck a snake if you held it still.

by alljackandnowork June 13, 2011

penis sucking child molester

someone who is attracted to little kids for example "the sign goes that way.To penis sucking child molester!

John:hey smelly nigger get up! The cotton needs to be picked.
Nigger Jamal: where am I

John: nigger it's a part owned by KKK it's penis sucking child molester

by Isuckpussy🍼 August 15, 2023

Cognitive Molesting

gay fondled from a distance making hetero feel defeated

A man thought he knew it all about sexuality till he felt cognitive molesting.

by needed cooler slang May 21, 2024

Ur ancestor molester

The biggest and baddest roast in the wild wild west

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: ur daddy lesbian
Person 2: ur granny tranny
Person 1: ur grandpap a trap
Person 2: ur ancestor molester

by @andrewp723 on instagram March 15, 2018

Molest a Redhead Week

Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.

Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz

by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024

Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 08, 2024

micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you

I love being micro molested by Microsoft

by DerekLombardi July 10, 2015