Mineral County Maneuver

Using ones sexual appeal to seduce law enforcement into not ticketing you for illegal traffic violations l.

Did you see how he used the Mineral County Maneuver on that cop? Whipped out his penis and wiggled it to get out of a ticket.

by Golden Sterling January 2, 2022

Media Miner

1. One who collects media; i.e. movies, television, magazines, music, ect; in large quantities. Usually collected through online downloading. Sometimes has rare files on hand that are hard to find or perhaps forgotten.

2. Someone who is always downloading and complies a massive media library.

Fry has the largest movie collection. He has almost 3 TB (terabytes) of media collected.

Yeah. He's a real media miner.

by YourMediaMan December 4, 2010

Chilean Miner Deep

Going balls deeper than deep during sexual intercourse.

Suzie: Dang, little Bobby was Chilean Miner Deep in me last night.
Sandy: Wow, Suzie, did they have to send in a rescue team?

by Newkixchic January 29, 2012

Miami Mincer

When you chop your dick into little pieces and then feed it to your girl.

"I'm making dinner tonight."

"what are you making?"

"Miami mincer. My girl wants something new and exotic."

by BiigFrahh July 2, 2014

Meme Miner

One who searches for hours online for only the dankest memes

Term coined by Sarah Lane

Nick has always has the dankest memes he must be a meme miner

by Meme meister June 22, 2016

Clean minded

A very rare condition treatable by exposure to the internet. It is mostly in people with a sheltered life that dont go to middle school.

Wow Cecil is clean minded. He just asked what BDSM is. How is he in high school.

by Thatcrazylesbianchick August 7, 2018

absent-minded professor

The very intelligent are sometimes preoccupied with weighty matters (as they suppose) insomuch that they forget about more prosaic matters -- such as remembering keys, wallet, phone, appointments, etc.

The teacher showed up in class, on time -- but forgot it was Tuesday, not Wednesday -- and was halfway through the lecture before the absent-minded professor realized he was teaching the wrong subject matter. On the plus side, I understand Einstein's Theory of Relativity a lot better than I did. I hope it shows up on our Physical Science 101 exams...

by 1ightsaber June 7, 2021