Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
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Millenni-old

A person who is at the older age group of millennials. Can remembers what life was like before the internet was everywhere and what a payphone is for.
She didn't feel as computer Savvy as some of the younger millennials, because she was a millenni-old
by Heyheyama August 18, 2017
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Millennial Shark

Online e-daters that will slowly break apart hopelessly, they make bad jokes, send each other furry pictures, and are furries that have met from a fish game . Useless minor e-daters with no life.
They are such a Millennial shark, they will never progress any further.
by mah2220 May 01, 2022
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Millennial boomer

A perplexing subset of millennials caught in a generational identity crisis, embodying the worst of both worlds—combining the cringe-worthy humor and fashion choices of millennials with the close-mindedness of baby boomers.
Encountering a Millennial Boomer at the family dinner is like witnessing a time-traveling sermon on the dangers of modernity—complete with unsolicited life advice and a side of eye-rolling.
by ProfessorJizzler November 17, 2023
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Millennial Aspirin

MDMA, Molly, Beans, Ecstasy
It's called Millennial Aspirin because Millennials pop Molly like Aspirin, get it?
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Millennialing

Behaving like an individual who avoids the behaviours expected of a responsible and mature adult. Sarcastically used by adults regarding behaviours (or lack thereof) demonstrating a lack of maturity by millennial's who sarcastically use adulting to validate moments of maturation.
I had smashed avo for breakfast this morning, there goes my home loan deposit #millennialing

I had bills and assignments due this week but millennialing is setting me free
by Redav May 11, 2018
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Millennial Mom Butt

A woman age 27-42 that has a mom butt.
Those yoga pants really show off Misty’s MMB (Millennial Mom Butt).
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