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Michael

overall just rlly amazing boys that can EASILY make you laugh, even if you're sad. They're most likely really smart, and athletic. They're big-hearted but they don't show it. They would make the literal best boyfriend ever lmao. But be careful, bc they can easily read your emotions. You might think of this as a bad thing but it's also kinda good. They know how to treat you however you're feeling. In conclusion, if you know a Michael, don't👏let👏him👏go!
girl 1- awh that guy was so sweet and caring! who was that?
girl 2- u must be thinking of Michael.
by 🌻_aria_🌻 December 10, 2019
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A guy with fuckboy hair and a amazing sense of humor. He doesn't find it hard to make people laugh at all. He also has a strikingly large penis.
Peter: who is that guy he's funny af

Gracie: he must be a Michael
by Adolf_Stalin November 27, 2016
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A short little Mexican boy that acts gay but is actually not, has a lot of friends because he's a funny biatch, overall a cool, funny, (dirty minded whore) that you can't live without
Nigga: Wassup Michael
Michael: Wassup Biatch
by coolkid792 November 12, 2018
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A name so sexy that when girls see a man with this name, "The Power of Love" by Celine Dion immediatly starts to play in their heads.
Girl 1: "WOW! That guy is pretty hot!"

Girl 2: "You know it . . . Whoa! Is it me or did "the Power of Love" just start playing?"

Girl 1: "It's not just you, I hear it too!"

Girl 2: "His name must be Michael! <3

Girl 1 & Girl 2: "DIBS!!!"
by The Running Person March 30, 2010
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Michael is a name given to a funny and pretty good looking gent that loves his video games. They are usually a little shy but once you get a few drinks in them, they are the life of the party.\. When a michael is younger he usually has some sort of issue with his testicles. These michaels find one serious relationship and hang on to it forever and don't let go no matter what his friends tell him. All in all a michael is a fun guy to be around.
by rkptb February 4, 2010
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Person: I've heard someone has a small penis

Michael: Same
by I'mNotCrossCat98 December 6, 2015
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A guy who works at home depot with no education and is a nobody
Dam he is such a michael
by Homedepot is all i can get August 29, 2017
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