John McClaned

Using a long thick ice sickle to vaginally toy your favorite lady on those cold kinky winter nights

The wife was feeling kinky last night so is broke an ice sickle off the roof and John McClaned her. Untill she melted it completely away.

by Pipeline soldier September 14, 2014

Michael McLaughlin

funny guy lol

Michael McLaughlin is an extra funny guy!

by idadn2q83r March 2, 2019

Jack McLane

Jack is clearly the greatest guy you will ever meet, he has tons and tons of friends and women surround him always because they want to date that awesome man. Also, he is 100 times better than some mf named George.

oh my god is that Jack McLane? Jack McLane is hot.

by your uncles used condom June 8, 2021

don meca

wut ice cube calls himself

ice cube:ey chop
chop:ye
ice cube:theese hataz tried 2 blow me up man
chop:whos this?
ice cube:the don meca nigga who u think?
ey homie my whole life flashed be4 my eyes

token from the beginin of the song ghetto vet

by smokey September 10, 2005

Jamie McLaren

The greatest person ever to exist he lives in Strathblane, Scotland.

"Yo! I was chillin with Jamie McLaren last night, he fuckingrules!

by Thefinestfucker September 16, 2008

megan mclaughlin

haha her lawnmower doesnt work!!

Megan Mclaughlin has abroken lawnmower and newly cut grass thanks to chuck norris.

by lerking near September 25, 2011

McLaren F2

The successor to the fastest known car ever designed, the McLaren F1. The McLaren F1, also known as the "million dollar car," because of its $1,000,000 USD price tag, was made for the German autobahn and boasted incredible max speeds of 250 miles per hour, which are just now being reached by other automotive manufacturers. The car had an engine compartment made of solid gold, which actually enhanced performance. The McLaren F2 makes the F1 look like child's play with an unbelievable max speed of 330 miles per hour and a price tag 270 times larger than the F1. Not at all street legal anywhere except the autobahn, this car is designed mainly for show and tell. The $270,000,000 USD price tag is well justified by speed and rarity (only 8 are currently known to be in existence, most of which still belong to the manufacturers).

It would literally take a fighter jet to keep up with the McLaren F2.

by Bo Duke... June 20, 2005