Indie Mayer

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A down to earth dreamer who takes really good pictures and is fantastic at editing. She's an environmentalist, vegan, and a lesbian. She's a member of PETA and a musician. She is very unique and has almost 5,000 facebook friends but says she only knows probably about five of them.

When I grow up I want to be just like Indie Mayer

by Imperfect97 October 27, 2011

The Mayer

Also known as the "stick, lick and poke", The Mayer describes when John Mayer fingers his asshole, give it a taste, then jams his fingers in his nostrils.

I was looking for a little love on the weekend, so I lit some candles and gave myself The Mayer

by deevis January 14, 2017

noah mayer

A really nice person who loves others

Yo Preston ur nice jus like Noah mayer

by Noah pollock Mayer February 15, 2018

michael mayer

Retarded peice of shot

Oh I feel like such a Michael Mayer

by DeathMachine005 May 22, 2018

connor mayes

The person with the biggest dick in the world and has loads of pubes

Omg must take be a Connor mayes

by Huge manly penis February 19, 2018

millie mayer

A gorgeous girly,

so so sweet,
can never live without her,
Everybody loves millie Mayer because of her lovingness and kindness she has for her mates.

Can we go see Millie Mayer because she’s amazing.
I love millie Mayer because her personality is so so nice.

by Saucysausages😉 February 19, 2018

John Mayer'd

When someone replies to your messages with a reaction pic of John Mayer when you least expect it.

"Dude, I just got John Mayer'd."
"By who?"
"Lauren of course."

by John Mayer Stans July 24, 2018