Mattia Polibio

the most attractive guy everrrrr, he's really funny, does questionable things on his lives and his fans are all slight psychos, they send food to his house, go to his soccer games and find old baby photos of him. but it's all good, oh wait whoever posted the video he didn't want posted (iykyk) thanks a lot u stupid bitch, now roadmanmattia will never be the same

person 1: hey i'm gonna send 8 pizza deliveries to mattia polibio's house.
person 2: that's a great idea, oh and don't even pay for the pizzas!
person: omg yeah i'll make him and his parents pay!

Mattia Polibio by thechocolatemmilkgirl December 18, 2019

don mattingly 

similar to a dirty sanchez but applying it under her eyes.

She said she didnt want a dirty sanchez so i gave her a don mattingly

don mattingly by lenny December 23, 2004

Preying Mantis 

A sexual act in which the man is having anal sex with a woman and, as he climaxes, the woman rotates her head 180 degrees and engorges herself on the juices inside the man's skull.

Dude 1: Dude, what's up with your head?
Dude 2: I was having sex with Mandy last night and she preying mantis'd me.

Preying Mantis by Sam Huge Schlong October 27, 2009

Mathis 

The name Mathis is derived from France, and Germany. The Mathis's are trying to impress all the girls around him. He flirts all the time and is just a little awkward. Is a player and can't survive without girls in his life. Sometimes is a bit touchy....

" Geus what Mathis said to me!..'You look beautiful in this light my love!"

Mathis by demilovato1234 January 12, 2013

mattia polibio

The finest boy on tik tok. look him and up and bless your eyes. he's so fineeeee. he licks toilets (but its really hot) mattia polibio has all girls in love with him. he's incredible. hottest Italian to walk this planet. shawty is also in love with mattia. mattia has a very fineeee friend group as well. it includes very very hot Alejandro, Alvaro, Kairi, and more. These jersey boys have my heart.

btw... he's my future babydaddy sorry ladies

P1: have you ever seen mattia polibio's tik toks? hes so good looking.
P2: Of course I've seen him, duhhhh.

mattia polibio by riaaaaaaa November 12, 2019

Mattie 

A boy who owns someone's heart.
A future husband.
Someone's everything.

'You see that boy? He's my Mattie.'

Mattie by Sydney =] December 14, 2008

Mattieux 

A man who is daring and courageous. Laughs at stupid jokes. He pretends to be a doucher, but really he is caring an understanding, with high intelligence. He is also very good looking, and has great social skills which he uses on many ladies.

Pronouncing the name Mattieux requires great effort, and only French- speaking individuals get the hold of it.

Mattieux: you're ruining my name!
Girl: Sorry!

Mattieux by mmmm girl October 6, 2009