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Matti

Usually a nickname for a guy named matthew or a girl called matilda.

They are very chill people that dont give a flying fuck about anything but are slight attention seekers, and don't follow societal norms, they probably figured out they were gay at like 9. Matti's have heaps of friends, and most of them are of the opposite sex. A Matti overthinks things and has somehow convinced themselves that they are either very sick or none of their friends like them.

A Male Matti is always very effeminate and sassy and probably buys cheap mascara with his pocket money, A female matti has probably already enlisted in the Marines. If you meet a matti you must be friends with them and never leave them or they will beat your ass.
Person 1: OH my god did you hear that Matti punched someone yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, that's so unlike them they are usually sooo chill
by PewPewmotherdamner October 3, 2021
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Matty

A boy from Philly who likes to take it in the ass! Matty is never satisfied and always attempts to achieve perfection. He also is a student of the greatest guy ever for piano! He likes to poop a lot but doesn't mind a good pee every while. A Matty is made for a girl named Christina.
Damn man you're such a Matty
by RocketsRule777 October 5, 2020
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matty b stan

a matty b stan is another word for ‘idiot’ or someone who is acting strange.
girl 1: Omg what is she doing

girl 2: I dont know, she is acting like a matty b stan
mugGet the matty b stanmug.

Matty

The rear end of a person. (Bum)

Usually used for censored way of explaining ass.
Me: Oh, Darrrrg, her Matty is looking Hella fat my guy.

Friend: Oh, jheeeez. She’s Hella thicc
by McPeacy November 17, 2020
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Matty

Matty has a dead cat.
by Adam Cole bay bay December 26, 2023
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pedo matty

A term for a individual who is called Matthew, this individual is madly in love with children. Therefore he will molest children in a 1 mile radius.
"pedo matty raped my kid last night"

"pedo matty gave me ring sting at the age of 5"
by anonymous August 11, 2023
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Matty

Matty is a beautiful girl. She is smart particularly in math, science, and English. She loves to draw people and places. She loves people too! Matty is someone that is kind hearted and passionate about what she does. If you ever have a matty never let her go. She is ver sporty particularly loves to play Volleyball, basketball, softball, and swim team. Matty is insecure so make sure you tell her that she’s beautiful. Matty also loves to smile and to put smiles on other people’s faces. Marry is also very stubborn but she’s also a real softy.
Matty is so nice, I want to get to know her better!
by matty:)) January 29, 2018
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