Rocky Mountain Massacre 

A group of varsity football players in 2020 from Rocky Mountain high school, in Fort Collins Colorado all tag teamed a trans band kid in the fossil locker rooms.

Yo did you hear about the Rocky Mountain Massacre!

Rocky Mountain Massacre by Masterdisaster February 17, 2023

valley bus massacre

When the Jewish school’s Valley bus and it’s occupants are ushered into the auditorium to get patted down and have their belongings searched through by faculty for drugs.

Remember when that guy got suspended for having a vape on him during the Valley bus massacre.

valley bus massacre by netaiszooted July 5, 2023

Valentines Day Massacre 

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.

“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”

Valentines Day Massacre by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023

The Void Rizzdong Massacre

A horrible action taken against someone, such as throwing a suppression grenade at someone right after they cast their super in destiny 2

"I'm gonna hit you with the Void Rizzdong Massacre"

The Void Rizzdong Massacre by anonymous July 12, 2024

The Brian Jonestown Massacre 

A band ran by an absolute skank who infamously brawled with one of his band members on stage in Melbourne. Their music sucks too

Bro did you go see The Brian Jonestown Massacre concert?
Nah, I'd much rather see The Dandy Warhols

The Brian Jonestown Massacre by tktktktktktktktktk May 11, 2024

New Orleans Massacre 

I know you all want my input on this (Because why else you would be here)

Hym "So, the New Orleans massacre... 15 people were killed. The guy was a Muslim who was apparently radicalized by ISIS. I don't know if that's true. OR did you guys steal all of his shit? In which case, why did you expect him to not slaughter you for that? Stupid. Either way, not very interesting. I guarantee the media prescription if both self-indulgent and full of shit."

New Orleans Massacre by Hym Iam January 5, 2025

Lexington Table Tennis Massacre 

In a stunning upset at the 2025 Lexington Table Tennis Amateur Finals, underdog Devin shocked the crowd and toppled reigning champion Blake, handing the favorite his first and only loss of the season to finish with a 27–1 record. Known more for his erratic play than consistency, Devin brought relentless intensity and razor-sharp focus to dismantle Blake’s trademark defensive strategy, winning 27 games in a dramaticbbeat-down fashion. Each blistering rally and improbable return chipped away at Blake’s composure, turning what was expected to be a routine coronation into a gritty, unforgettable battle. The tournament ended not with the underdog’s defeat, but with the downfall of a near-perfect titan—and the rise of a new champion forged in chaos.

Did you hear about the Lexington Table Tennis Massacre of 2025?

I did! But I also heard Blake paid stupid money to get the footage and results scrubbed from the internet.

Lexington Table Tennis Massacre by dadboddev June 2, 2025