Massachusetts, officially the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, is the 2nd largest state in New England by size and 44th in the country. It is home to both the Boston Red Sox and New England Patriots. It has several beautiful cities such as Boston, Springfield, Chicopee, and Worcester. It's official nickname is the bay state do to it's main bay, Cape Cod. It was one of the original thirteen colonies and was the 6th state to join the union in 1788. It was the 1st state to abolish slavery in 1783, followed by Connecticut the very next year in 1784. Statistically it is the smartest state in the United States. Maine used to be a part of Massachusetts but was released as a independent state in 1820. Although it saw no action during the civil war, it supplied the union with weapons, food, ammunition, and men. Massachusetts gets all four seasons, which means hot Summers and cold Winters. Basketball was invented in Springfield
Person 1: Oh you live in Massachusetts.
Person 2: Yeah it's pretty nice here.
Person 1: I wish I lived there.
Person 2: Yeah it's pretty nice here.
Person 1: I wish I lived there.
by Arson_frog October 17, 2021
Get the Massachusettsmug. This is a small liberal arts based college in North Adams Ma. The resources here suck and it feels like it's in ancient times with the technology. It feels more like a high school than a college. With a population of like not even 2,000 students everyone knows everyone. There is tons of gossip, the sports suck, and best of all you can't even allow more then one person into your dorm. Absolute bullshit, the rules here are pathetic. Also there is only one street off campus you can party it and it's full of townies. Pines are the only people that actually turn up at this school.
by thatguy2318 November 5, 2013
Get the massachusettes college of liberal artsmug. When you squat over a fully cooked waffle, diarrhea all over it like it is syrup,
whip your semen into "whipped cream", place it on the waffle
and top it with a cherry and feed it to your partner
whip your semen into "whipped cream", place it on the waffle
and top it with a cherry and feed it to your partner
"Bro i just gave my girlfriend a Massachusetts Waffle"
"Nigga what the fuck you gross ass nigga"
" Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick; Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
Niiigggaaa~"
"What!?"
"Nigga what the fuck you gross ass nigga"
" Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick; Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
Niiigggaaa~"
"What!?"
by ThatoneMassachusettswaffleguy September 4, 2025
Get the Massachusetts Wafflemug. Middle of no-where that nobody gives a fuck about, yet everyone there thinks that they are somehow important
by The Homeless One May 8, 2023
Get the massachusettsmug. This town is literally the biggest don't judge a book by its cover ever. "Oh look! Such a cute lil town!" NOPE. literally everyone there is either super racist and homophobic or super gay. There is no in between. Also tax is wicked high.
by Failure.cos February 9, 2022
Get the Walpole, Massachusettsmug. by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019
Get the Massachusetts Man Meatmug.