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Bald martin

Bald martin Is the Literal God, Some might say the Ultimate God (and there right)
He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ
And is married to A DUMBASSED WHORE BIG JILL
He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted

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Bald martin

YESSSSSSSSSSSS
by Fricking dumbass February 24, 2020
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Naked Martin

A very handsome man that likes to be clotheless and also has a great personality
"Who's that naked man over there?"
"Naked Martin la"
by Chris Pajak October 26, 2020
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Bald martin

Jesus in human form. Married a nonce.
by Rain Katie December 7, 2019
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jean-martin

The sexiest guy in Ottawa

So hot! It also means hot/cute/sexy girls often want to fuck him
I want to fuck a jean-Martin. Look at that guy he's such a jean Martin
by Alyssa12134 October 13, 2013
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martin luther

One of the founders of the Protestant branch of Christianity. He criticized many practices of the Catholic Church during his lifetime. Not to be confused with Martin Luther King, Jr.
Person1: Martin Luther had a dream that his four little children...
Person2: No, you're thinking Martin Luther King, Jr. Martin Luther was the founder of Protestantism.
by administrator January 19, 2009
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Aston Martin

One of Great Britain's most prestigious car makers. Aston Martin has a very impressive racing pedigree including wins in class for the original racing DB2/4 and the David Brown designed DBR1. All Aston Martin's cars are handbuilt in Gaydon England and previously were built in Newport Pagnell ending with the final DB7. Aston Martins have also been a much loved accesories for the british super spy James Bond with two Aston Martin DB5 GT's an Aston Martin DBS an Aston Martin V8 vantage and most recently the V12 vanquish.
Their current model line up includes the:
V12 Vanquish and Vanquish S
DB9 coupe and volante
and coming this fall they are reviving the classic V8 Vantage
by GMQ August 2, 2005
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Martin Bryant

Killed 35 unsuspecting cunts in Tasmania, Australia on 28 April 1996 with:

a knife
AR15 assault rifle
User 1: Cho Seung-Hui's high score was awesome!

User 2: Martin Bryant.

User 1: LOL YOU GOT ME!
by zadkovich March 22, 2009
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