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Marty Farty

Tis the name given to an individual who is speaking in a class call, however in the midst of their talking they let out the loudest, most wet sounding fart a person can make while still unmuted.

Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.

It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Person A: This girl really told me she's going to "contact higher authorities if I don't stop staring at her."

Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
by someonewhohasnolife456 October 3, 2021
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martying

Martying is the act of partying, but it just takes place in the morning.
I bet Big Cat, PFT and Hank are martying before the football game.
by tjmikk19 November 28, 2017
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martys sassuage fingers

Big martin Morris sassuage fingers
Marty fingered someone with his Martys sassuage fingers
by Mickkearney1888 March 7, 2020
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Marti

A Marti is a person who is so incompetent he can't even open the door. The only thing they do is playing falstad simulator all day long.
A: "I can hold your door open"
B: "No thank you, im not a Marti
by Sensei J December 3, 2018
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Marty

Have you seen him? Yeah, he was reading the news in his living room, with his cat. Sounds like Marty!
by Ssssss01 November 22, 2021
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Pepe Marti

The best RedBull junior academy driver ever, fight me if you think otherwise
"Woah dude Pepe Marti is so cool"
"He obviously is"
by Aggressive Poke Bowl January 29, 2025
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Le Marti

To wierd to describe
Wow, did you SEE that le marti over there.

Yes, i would hate myself if i was such a le marti.
by Toocool4school69 April 12, 2020
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