Karl Malone

Elbowing your loved one's penis.

I gave that transvestite hooker a serious Karl Malone.

by Drew Henson April 22, 2004

The United States Merchant marine Academy

also known as Kings Point. Its a place where one wears a silly costume (uniform), does plenty of excercise(looking at porn) and of course is well hydrated, with more alcohol than you can imagine. But what do you expect from a school full of sailors. Unlike the sissies at the Naval Academy, we know how to drink and chase women of the night. We are given a whole year to do it on commericial ships. Located in Great Neck NY we proudly display our Nazi Flagpole, in a Jewish Community. Need I say anything else about an establishment that when you graduate you are given choices to actually make a ton of money, and not have to go active duty. Because why fight in the war, when you can profit off of it.

The United States Merchant Marine Academy, where dreams go to die

by salty seaman April 24, 2006

marness

As heard in a New Zealand drink-driving campaign.

NZ Slang for pain in the arse or menace.

"Steve, you're such a Marness!"
"You're a Marness!"
"You listen to a-Marness Morisette!"

by Lord of The Marness October 8, 2007

Marconed

to own, or show power over someone by using ones penis, and whipping it against ones face as means of punishment.

("M" is always capitalized)

Hey Glen, you just got Marconed

by John Mill March 27, 2008

maloned

verb, past tense-
1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.

2. Murphy's Law X 100

"Marty borrowed my truck to haul a camper to take his family on vacation, but I got Maloned when Marty attempted to connect to the camper, backed up and misaligned the receiver's hitch, ripping off the rear bumper of my truck and knocking the camper down a ravine with his family still inside."

by Smitty2036 February 19, 2009

Internet Marine

The vast majority of "U.S. Marines" you'll encounter online. Though, they are in fact civilians.

Internet Marine 1: "The marines r better than the army cuz the marines stormed the beaches of normindy and won the revulotunary war". U-RUH! SIMPIR FI!
Internet Marine 2: Yea! Army stands for "aren't ready FOR marines yet".

Me @ e-Marine 1: I have a feeling you don't take time to research history.
Me @ e-Marine 2: *Face-palm* Yeah, I don't see the arFmy doing anything. In fact, I don't know what the hell that is.

by 11b/0311 is the real deal October 27, 2010

popping a mahoner

the act of getting a boner when dancing with an unattractive girl then having it observed and/or photographed.

Dude Ben is popping a mahoner wutta freaken wierdo.

by ... April 9, 2005