Maria Francisca

Hi person voting I just wanted to see if you d let me pass this one just for the fun of it please I will give you a virtual hug my friend I love you so much. I mean English isn't even my first language (I'm from Portugal) so I'm doing a big effort just by writing this

Me :by the way you should visit Portugal trust me we are very cool people
You :ok thanks for the advice Maria francisca

by Portuguese party girl November 18, 2018

maria butyrskaya

N. (mah-ree-uh boo-tear-sky-uh)

Russian figure skater (ice skater). Also known as "Masha". 1999 World Champion, two time Olympian, three time European Champion. Oldest Ladies' World and European Firgure Skating champion (ages 26-World Champ and 29-Euro Champ). Beat Michelle Kwan. Hottie! Looks like actress Eva Marie Saint (from back in the day).

I don't like Olympic-eligible figure skating now that Maria Butyrskaya doesn't skate anymore.

by OStar May 28, 2006

maria ozawa

A half canadian, half japanese porn star. Does Japanese porn exlusively, which means her genitals are usually censored. Come on Japan. Get your shit together.

Also she never fucks white guys. She is pretty hot so it seems like there would be a US market for her... but whatever.

Man, I would really like bend Maria Ozawa over a rail and fuck her from behind. I would totally creampie that shit.

by Preverted Internet User October 10, 2013

Maria

Usually a hispanic or italian woman. very beautiful and sexy. usually dark hair and eyes. sometimes shy, but once you know her she will really talk. spends most time with family, but hangs out with friends whenever she gets the chance. She is also very talented. usually can sing or play an instrument very well, and is artistic.

dude 1: Have you seen that girl over there? she's pretty and really nice.

dude 2: Yeah, she's a total Maria!

by sunkenheart<3 May 12, 2010

drunken maria

to party hard regardless of more pressing appointments and affairs occurring the day after.

"Dude, I was so wasted the other nite and i had to work in the morning. I totally pulled a drunken maria."

by RyandVictor August 31, 2008

Anna Maria College

Small Catholic college/prison, located just west of East Bum-fuck. There are 900 enrolled students but only approximately 50 here on the weekends. By the end of a students freshman year 50% of the freshmen will transfer or be kicked out. The food although technically edible would be rejected even by a homeless person. I think homeless people actually get fed more then us students. When they run out of food thats it.... you starve. Classes are incredibly easy, it's like high school all over again.

Admission requirements: must be a senior in high school, no SAT scores or essays needed.
Every night the campus holds an activity.... excessive drinking, but don't get caught because their fucking whores about it. Watch out for the black ones, they migrate to the lobby until unknown hours into the morning (nothing against them or anything) ...there are more drug dealers than students with 4.0.

Ricky: Man, I don't think I'm gonna get into college Bobby. I have a 1.9 GPA, two arrests for marijuana possession, a drinking problem and I'm no good at sports.

Bobby: Go to Anna Maria College! You'll fit right in! You'll probably start for their sports teams too!

by superslut2015 March 30, 2012

maria phase

The phase of a guy (or girl)'s life when he/she fancies a girl called Maria. If that particular Maria returns any love then the maria phase is broken.

OMG! He is SO going through the maria phase right now!

by Wa-Kaas March 14, 2009