A Dirty Mari is the result of combining period blood, the tears of toxic men, their wallets, and frozen cum cubes in a blender and cranking it to High Speed before pouring it into your desired mug of choice.
Hello Fredrick, may I ask what you are drinking?
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Why it’s a Dirty Mari, very good stuff my old friend! Drinking this no longer makes me feel the need to harass the women I’ve met, it’s unexplainable! Try it!
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Sure, Fred.
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Why it’s a Dirty Mari, very good stuff my old friend! Drinking this no longer makes me feel the need to harass the women I’ve met, it’s unexplainable! Try it!
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Sure, Fred.
by RavenKira May 7, 2020
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The basic premise of this Tetris-style game is that a doctor with Mario's face is tossing random two-tone capsules, one at a time, into a huge bottle, and you have to make sure the bottle never fills up, by use of the physical truth that if four like-colored squares line up vertically or horizontally, they disappear into a drug oblivion. In addition, the bottle comes pre-packed with a number of similarly colored "viruses", and your end objective is to either A: eradicate all viruses from your bottle, or B: drop enough trash into your opponent's bottle that his bottle fills up and you win by default.
That's where the heart of the game comes in. To drop trash into your opponent's bottle, you have to make combos, that is, where two or more chains of 4 disappear into a drug oblivion, on the same move. With a lot of practice, 3x, 4x, and 5x combos becomes something of a second nature. This is the kind of game that will occupy your thoughts while you're driving, sitting through class, or on a boring date. You can probably get an NES and a copy of Dr. Mario for under $50 total, and trust me it's worth far more than any $50 multiplayer game you can buy for your trash 3D consoles.
The basic premise of this Tetris-style game is that a doctor with Mario's face is tossing random two-tone capsules, one at a time, into a huge bottle, and you have to make sure the bottle never fills up, by use of the physical truth that if four like-colored squares line up vertically or horizontally, they disappear into a drug oblivion. In addition, the bottle comes pre-packed with a number of similarly colored "viruses", and your end objective is to either A: eradicate all viruses from your bottle, or B: drop enough trash into your opponent's bottle that his bottle fills up and you win by default.
That's where the heart of the game comes in. To drop trash into your opponent's bottle, you have to make combos, that is, where two or more chains of 4 disappear into a drug oblivion, on the same move. With a lot of practice, 3x, 4x, and 5x combos becomes something of a second nature. This is the kind of game that will occupy your thoughts while you're driving, sitting through class, or on a boring date. You can probably get an NES and a copy of Dr. Mario for under $50 total, and trust me it's worth far more than any $50 multiplayer game you can buy for your trash 3D consoles.
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Get the Dirty Anna-Marie mug.she is a kind and sweet hearted person. do NOT hurt her feeling because it will make you cry a lot. she is very beautiful 24/7. she is just lovely. she is really goofy and she will make you laugh.
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if you see her give her a big hus for me k? k.-butterflydess
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Get the destiny marie mug.also known as the Southern Mafia, a criminal organization predominatley active in the southern U.S. They are characterized as a violent and loosely organized group of criminals, who make their living mostly through contract killing, drug smuggling, and armed robbery. The Dixie Mafia have connections with the Itialian and Irish mafia aswell as several Miami-based Cuban drug cartels. It has even been stated that former President Bill Clinton has connections with the group. They are unique in that while most modern organized crime syndicates have a set "don" or "boss", the leader of the Dixie Mafia is determined by who has the most money, or whoever is most financially secure.
the Dixie Mafia, although not as well known as the Italian mafia, have prooven to be even more deadly. "During a ten year period from 1968 to 1978 when the Italian Mafia was in the headlines for a spree of thirty murders, their redneck counterparts quietly dispatched 156 victims."
The 1973 film "Walking Tall" is based on actual events surrounding the Dixi Mafia.
The one precept that members are expected to adhere to is: "Thou shalt not snitch to the cops"
The 1973 film "Walking Tall" is based on actual events surrounding the Dixi Mafia.
The one precept that members are expected to adhere to is: "Thou shalt not snitch to the cops"
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Get the dirty mario mug.When you're such a good girl that you'll pay for dinner, drinks, and give your best friend's boyfriend head in the Uber on the way home while she sits in the front seat.
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