manitude

The extent of one's masculinity.

Harrison Ford has manitude out the wazoo.

by Dexter345 December 13, 2005

manititha

The syndrome or complex, in which any mother or elderly woman (most likely gries) have an affection for you.

Most of the time young men have this and it results in the mother of chicks to like them more than the chick does.

Man I got manititha, those moms love me.

Manga, exo manititha. Mono kati kologries mou kathoude.

by pappas August 10, 2005

mammithadith

this word represents a boy who is a mammoth. mammithadith, just takes it to a whole higher level. to be a mammithadith is a very very lucky thing, you probably also hang out with red lobsters. you like to ride your bicycle (queen). and smoke a lot of weed, and fuck a lot of girls. hey your a winner!!

"hey look, that mammithadith has a cool jew fro"

by mammithadith October 26, 2008

manmetics

male cosmetics.

"You think you're so fancy with all your Manmetics" said Steven looking at Ed's range of products.

by Messr A January 8, 2009

marmite motoway

ones anus.

"i had a road traffic accedent on ma marmite motoway this mornin!"

by cockney hitcherrr April 11, 2009

Marmite Finger

When either toilet paper tears or it is not positioned properly while wiping. As a result your finger resembles Marmite spread on bread.

When wiping I ran out of runway and over ran onto my finger, thus a Marmite finger.

by Jackorc November 16, 2010

Marmitification

The Act of marinading oneself in a bath tub of marmite with the purpose of blackening oneself up in anticipation of a night out with the opposite sex who are attracted by a being with darker skin.

Jim - Hey bob you out tonight?

Bob - Nah boss, I'm going out tomorrow with Kelsey and the gang...!

Jim - You'll never pull them!

Bob - Yeah I've contemplated this and decided an evening of marmitification is the only option.

Jim - Worth a go...

by Its tricky May 18, 2011