Skip to main content

jahvi teri mummy

Jahvi teri mummy is a person with a humongous cock who likes to fuck your mom
hey look at jahvi teri mummy, their cock is so big!
by rodrick heffleys cum sock November 21, 2021
mugGet the jahvi teri mummymug.

The Mummy

When you wrap a girl in bed sheets and fuck her mouth while she makes mummy sounds.
Hey man, my girlfriend and I tried the mummy and afterwards she threw up for almost 3 hours!
by ShinSplinter December 11, 2012
mugGet the The Mummymug.

Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.
I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry
by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017
mugGet the Mummy Cockmug.

Buritto Sized Mummy

Orignated from E-40(who else), is a very large joint filled with the finest herbs to resemble a buritto.
I am at thr park rolling up a buritto sized mummy
by Nico415 July 30, 2010
mugGet the Buritto Sized Mummymug.

Mummy harderrrr

it means....oh you thought this was dirty yiu pervert go get a life
Why would you search Mummy harderrrr
by yourlocalfatdog October 1, 2022
mugGet the Mummy harderrrrmug.

Mummy bear

To get something just right, like goldilocks, not too big not too small, just right!
Dont mess up the shot, 'mummy bear it'

It's 'mummy bear'
by AdamSavage June 28, 2022
mugGet the Mummy bearmug.

Share this definition