jahvi teri mummy

Jahvi teri mummy is a person with a humongous cock who likes to fuck your mom
hey look at jahvi teri mummy, their cock is so big!
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Mummies little man

when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Callum Tetley)
by BIGTUNT April 18, 2022
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Mummy

Mum/Mummy is a godly, beautiful, loving, euphoric, funny, kind, silly and the weirdest person you will ever know. She will always have your back, more than your friends do!
by Madison Butler January 23, 2019
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Mummy

A younger persons way of saying mum. And if you're over 16 and still calling your mum mummy get your fucken act together and get a job
16 year old: mummy when's dinner?!

Mum: GROW UP AND CALL ME MUM!!! And dinner will be ready in five minutes
by Trolling since 01 January 30, 2017
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Mummy

As a noun, the person who is non-responsive in bed, or allows sex reluctantly and coldly. As a verb. Mummy Sex is the act of sex with this person.
Never again, she is a mummy in bed.

I've gotta get some every night, but my squeeze was so tired last night we had mummy sex
by Gojai August 24, 2017
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Land Rover Mummy

An Equestrian Mum in her 30s to 40s who loves to brag about how amazing her children are at Horseriding , this woman wears jodhpurs, knee high equestrian socks and dubarry slip on loafers even though she hasn't sat on a horse in about 10 years. Accessories include yappy Jack Russell with Cath Kidston dog jacket and leather lead, chewing gum, oversized Gucci Sunglasses and latest iPhone. BEWARE this woman cannot reverse her brand new Ifor Williams 511 horsebox so she loudly looks for assistance off the 'little man'
Oh no here comes the bitchy Land Rover Mummy she's here to judge us!
by Ginger Cash March 1, 2024
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Blanket Mummy

A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon
I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.
by Alan-a-Dale October 30, 2018
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