Minecraft

Minecraft. The Overly OP Game That Will Trick Your Friends To Stay away From Fortnite

Mom: Honey! I Bought Fortnite for you!
Dude: MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!

by Voodoo Snas November 13, 2019

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The Game that never dies, you play once and you're hooked in immediately. Like it's some type of virtual drug. It's unescapable as it's on literally everything.

Person 1: Hey, want to play some Minecraft?
Person 2: I've never played that game but I've seen it a lot.
Person 1: You should tOTALLY PLAY IT
Person 2: Ok, it says it's only $20. I'll get it.
- Person 3 arrives
Person 3: Don't play Minecraft! You'll get addicted!!
Person 2: And what game do you play?
Person 3: Fortnite.
- Person 3 proceeds to get beaten to death

by Pixelcraftian October 5, 2019

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A cubic game that's is made out of cubes and there are no round things in the game. Every word, item and block is cubic. Minecraft is made by no other group then Mojang. Many Youtubers play this game with the "Caves and Cliffs" update there are new things as in lightning rods, copper, copper blocks, copper stairs, tuff, stalagmites, candles, the new warden mob, dripstone caves, improved cave generations, lush caves, new cave flowers, timed leaves, a new mob axolotl, Archeology system, crystal geodes, Stalactites, Goats and More varied snow.

you: Creeper, awww man Minecraft: :DDDDDDDDDDDD you suck.

by xXDragonMasterXx November 23, 2020

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A cheap drug in which you build and remove blocks to make awe inspiring structures. Its more addictive than heroin.

Mother: What are you doing in your room? You've been in here for 2 hours, you're not jerking off are you?
Son: No, shut the fuck up I'm playing Minecraft

by BlackShakespeare February 11, 2021

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