Doogle Maxxing

The act of yo-yoing a turd back and fourth creating an immense suction that results in shooting the turd out of your mouth.

“Wow that was an epic doogle max!” “Thanks bro I’ve been doogle maxxing a lot lately”

by 2HawkMasterTuah February 3, 2025

veggie maxxing

“Veggie maxxing” derives from the term being a veggie - extremely lazy

josh: i just spent 4 hours watching reels
harry: mate you need to stop veggie maxxing and lock tf in

by wagwandelila February 6, 2025

cisco-maxxing

If a person cannot stop yapping about cisco protocols. The person is usually a nerd and also invested in linux.

He got 50 000 servers in his basement.

A: Bro do you want to drink and drive?
D: No, I cannot stop cisco-maxxing to these children.
A: Let me think about it

by Pi-tscha February 6, 2025

alex maxxing

being really nonchalant and aura farming when possible

Omg did you see he sat with someone in the lecture today!!

No way he lost his alex maxxing streak

-100000 aura points

by isabellagotthataura March 10, 2025

chode maxxing

The act of unapologetically embracing and enhancing one's inner (and outer) chode energy to absurd, often grotesque levels—usually for attention, dominance, or ironic self-expression. Can include behaviors like flexing micro gains, wearing compression shorts in non-athletic settings, or acting like an alpha while clearly being a beta.

"Bro showed up to brunch in pit-v stained tank top, talked about his crypto losses for an hour, and called it a 'grindset.' Straight up chode maxxing."

by revolade April 9, 2025

Thanos Maxxing

When your dick turns purple due to excessive gooning, causing a lack of circulation and immerse bruising to your dick.

Gabby "Hey Luke how was your night yesterday I heard some weird noises coming from your room?"

Luke "Oh thats my bad I was Thanos Maxxing to your instagram last night. That shit turned purple"

by subiebrz2013 April 27, 2025

Chinese Maxxing

Being extremely Chinese with you ways. Low stress, low cortisol level activities such as gambling (baccarat), drinking beers and smoking cigs with friends talking about nothing, or just low squat cig smoking in front of a business. Must be very chill vibes

Me and John are going to be Chinese maxxing at the baccarat table tonight, then go to karaoke and eat some food.

by gottabesuperchill February 2, 2026