R.A.M.

This stands for Random Accessible Manhood. In many circumstances, men need to access certain degrees of manhood to accomplish a task. Sometimes the accessible degree of manhood is random and over or under the degree needed which can make him look like a hero or a hoser.

While nursing his fifth dry stout, the fetching barmaid, Maddie asked Beau to open a fresh jar of olives. Instead of accomplishing this request with ease, Beau struggled and felt humiliated. Oddly enough it was not eight moments later when he quickly cooled a conflict between two meatheads. Maddie comped him another pint and said his R.A.M. made him mysterious.

by von groovy July 13, 2017

R.A.M

R.A.M is the abbriviation for "Ripped as a Motherfucker" Derived from the expression H.A.M meaning hard as a motherfucker, R.A.M is often used to describe someone under the influence of Marijauna. Therefore being R.A.M "Ripped as a Motherfucker"

Steve: Hey Marc, whats wrong with Jim?

Marc: Dude, Jim's R.A.M right now, just let him go.

by RastaBahn September 5, 2011

C.R.I.M.E.

(n) noun: Anachronism for an elite group of PWNers.

Meaning: Citizens Ragging on Incompetent Morrons for Entertainment
on and for are lower case cause they are T3h suck.

Origin of werd: Antietam PA

Werd master: Eskimoe

Guy 1: My friends and I are a bunch of C.R.I.M.E.
Guy 2: WTF?
Guy 1: Citizens Ragging on Incompetent Morrons for Entertainment! :P
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: We PWN all and make them feel bad.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 3: I gots me some bacon.

by Eskimoe (a.k.a. Babbitt) June 19, 2007

C.R.U.M.P.

Acronym: Careless Rarely Useful Meaningless Person.

If you have a project that really needs to be completed successfully and quickly - the one guy you really DON'T want on the job is a C.R.U.M.P.

Boss: "Hey Stuie what the fuck's happened to this job? It was looking good, on time and on budget - now it's all gone to shit"!
Manager: "Sorry but it wasn't my idea to put T***y in charge. Everyone knows he's a proper C.R.U.M.P."

by VRnomore April 27, 2010

F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X

An awesome song by the experimental rock group The Fall of Troy on their album Doppleganger. It's a remix of F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P. (which is an acronym for absolutely nothing), which is also a good song. It is now well known after its appearance on Guitar Hero III.

Never heard of The Fall of Troy before until I played their song F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X on Guitar Hero!

by The Uplift Mofo Party Plan January 16, 2008

R.O.M.

When a person is in a video streaming chat room and is about to ignore the audio in the chat room and/or leave the computer, because they don't wanna hear YouTube music/Videos, or people who are loud when on video camera, and talking.

Quita: OMG

Sheneaqua: CAM UP

Vita: .R.O.M. BRB

Quita: REFRESH BRB

by lltl_du_u_no September 14, 2012

R.E.M.

R.E.M. is a georgian band formed in 1980. Their alternative/rock music was popular untill the mid-1990s. They have recently made another album, but it sucks. Their main singer is Micheal Stripe.

"Did you hear? R.E.M. released another album!"

by -Triple M (wolfe) December 28, 2008