ISA Lunch

When you are an Inside Sales Associate/ Business Development Representative at a corporate company and you regularly take an absurdly long lunch. Typically between 1.5 to 3 hours, these lunches include, but are not limited to the following: Seeing a full length feature film, going to the gym, going to an apartment to get blasted, heavy drinking, super long lunch expeditions, etc. An ISA lunch is the epitome of you hating your job and trying to leave inconspicuously for an elongated period of time because absolutely no one will notice.

Dude, I just took an ISA Lunch and got blasted at my boys apartment!

by Dobby Baggins May 17, 2018

Lunch Lag

The sleepy feeling you get after a hefty lunch

That large chip cob was a mistake. Get me some caffeine before the Lunch Lag kicks in

by l00k November 3, 2007

Chip lunch

When you are either too lazy to prepare a complete lunch, too broke to afford one, or there is simply nothing else to eat but chips*.
Similar to "chip dinner", but at lunch time.

*Not to be confused with Nachos, which is actually a meal.

"What are you having for lunch today?"

"Payday isn't for 3 more days, and all I had at home was this half bag of Doritos. Looks like chip lunch for me."

by Jimmydoorlocks February 1, 2010

scavenger lunch

the wrangling of ANYTHING edible from office, home or other refrigerator to compile a meal

With no other meal options, Joan decided to grab a half eaten slice of pizza, handful of grapes and some babybel cheese from the office fridge as a her scavenger lunch.

by noladele September 2, 2009

School lunch

Disgusting food that either has poo, or undercooked “stuff” in it. Our school had someone who found a real tooth in his sausage. Yeah, I think they got sued. I don’t get why people buy. The sausage comes in WATER. I have to watch people eat it. Also the vegetables. The broccoli looks like a bad diarrhea but worse. Then the ladies put cheese on it. CHEESE! The corn has some kernels that are black, and carrots are mushy. Eat at your own risk, the pancakes that come in bags are edible though since they’re Pillsbury brand.

SCHOOL LUNCH IS GROSS.

by THIS is Bqnana 🥞 December 16, 2018

Lunch Talk

When you work the dinner shift at a restaurant and talk about how much greater you are than the guy working the lunch shift.

Jeff with his lunch talk again

by Mr.BaddAss July 17, 2018

Lunch Rizz

The act of getting one singular extra chicken wing

How did he get that extra wing when I can’t?
Man has that Lunch Rizz

by RizzLord420 April 13, 2023