A dirty Lui is when you are fingering your nan while your grandad shits on her fingers at the same time as she's toe fucking your mother in law and you are all watching chicken little.
by Dirty lui May 22, 2021

by Trashy Boyfriend de Alondra July 3, 2022

1. A sexy, young, dark-hair/dark-eyed male with an irresistibly attractive face and a beautiful personality.
2. That one guy all girls want because he puts every other guy to shame.
3. Walking definition of the most perfect boyfriend in existence.
2. That one guy all girls want because he puts every other guy to shame.
3. Walking definition of the most perfect boyfriend in existence.
Guy 1: My girlfriend met Luis Alberto the other day and they're becoming close friends.
Guy 2: Shit, man. You've already lost her.
Girl : Luis Alberto is so perfect. I wish he'd talk to me again.
Guy 2: Shit, man. You've already lost her.
Girl : Luis Alberto is so perfect. I wish he'd talk to me again.
by TheShander23 November 27, 2016

A madass spanish footballer
Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain
-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb
Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain
-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb
Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away
by insomniac16 July 31, 2006

by Dark_Dim September 30, 2005

A Luis Suarez is a massively feared animal with buck teeth so sharp it could puncture a tyre with the tiniest of touchest. It will bite if approached.
Nerd: If you are not nice to me I will be a Luis Suarez.
Bully: Ok, take my money, I will be nice to you!
Bully: Ok, take my money, I will be nice to you!
by MrBen104 August 11, 2014

The oldest town in Colorado with a population of almost 800. A place where if you are looking for that furry loving companion you have always yerned for, simply go to San Luis and you will not only find one, you will find a selection among the random strays roaming the town. It is the place that, if you are a native of the San Luis Valley, you should NOT go looking for the perfect guy/girl because you will probably be related and you will look like a dumb ass. This town in the origin of the word "Esque", which is a whole other definition of it's self. This town is not only famous for being the first town in San Luis, La Sierra, The People's Ditch..But all one needs to say is Prax and that sums up the entire town.
No. Just because Alamosa is the only place in the San Luis Valley you know of, doesn't mean thats where I live. I Live in San Luis!
by Chamera 8 April 4, 2011
