liquor donkey

A member of a rowdy group of adolescents in the San Francisco Bay Area who enjoy boozing at graduation parties and family events despite not having any relation to the owners of the home.
Son: Ah shit dad did you invite those liquor donkey boys.
Dad: nope but we gotta hide the hard shit now.
by Yungchiefswag July 29, 2017
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cripple liquor

That good stuff you drink when recovering from that awful surgery where have polio crutches and can’t wear normal underpants.

It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.
“Dude...poor Sarah-Jane had that awful hip surgery last week but I took her some CRIPPLE LIQUOR...a sweet bottle of Casamigos to aid her recovery!”
by Bucknasteee November 04, 2020
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Liquor Gnome

Evil trickster gnomes that run around and cause any inconvenience to you while you are consuming alcohol.

Liquor Gnomes can be avoided by carrying around a personal gnome to act as a camouflage, as gnomes have no interest in harming their own kind.
Person 1: "What happened to you last night? You broke your glasses and then disappeared to go sing karaoke after we finished all of those beers."
Person 2: "The Liquor Gnomes got to me."
by MannytheBatman May 20, 2024
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Liquor Wizard

One who makes alochol taste like food.
by Ttale March 02, 2015
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Liquor n lickens

Held on Thursday nights. Drinking liquor and licking one another which usually leads to sexual relations.
Jeremy wishes he could have liquor n lickens with his co worker
by Mdawggggg222 December 23, 2013
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Liquor Hole

Where the sign is green and the beer is shitty.
I was at this bar called Liquor Hole, it's where the sign is green and the beer is shitty.
by N0_N4M3 June 29, 2018
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