The best girl you will ever meet. She always has your back and will hold your heart in her hands. People will stab her in the back and hurt her but she won't care because if you can't be nice to people, you are irrelevant. Laura Johnson is a wonderful girlfriend who will fulfill all your needs. She is just an amazing human being and she deserves the best.
Girl#1: omg, who's that girl? She's gorgeous
Boy#1: oh, her? That's Laura Johnson, my girlfriend
Laura Johnson: smiles
Boy#1: oh, her? That's Laura Johnson, my girlfriend
Laura Johnson: smiles
by ItsHelloGuineaPig November 11, 2017
Get the laura johnsonmug. a person that is sexually attracted to leena al gorilla, pewdiepie, and any other fictional or non fictional character.
by yaoiiiiiii November 22, 2020
Get the Laura sexualmug. Anna Laura is a special name given to the most amazing girls out there. They are mostly very beautiful and have a personality like no other. Although they have a temprament that can make you go crazy sometime, they are very lovable and will dedicate all their love to you. If you deserver it you will receive an unholy amount of Love, hugs, kisses and hot sex. Unfortunately they are unaware of their pure awesomeness and have to be reminded from time to time.
Person 1: That is my girlfriend, her name is Anna Laura!
Person 2: Holys shit dude! Your girlfriend is a Anna Laura? You lucky bastard!
Person 2: Holys shit dude! Your girlfriend is a Anna Laura? You lucky bastard!
by Alfie_theodor July 16, 2020
Get the anna lauramug. by Laura Kate October 3, 2016
Get the Laura Katemug. If your name us Laura your a cool wannabe. When you put your mind to something you do it.
Also, you are usually a hot head.
Also, you are usually a hot head.
Laura is uncool.
by Thesmartestmanalive69 February 19, 2019
Get the Lauramug. A characterization of a bowel movement so forceful and voluminous that the bowl of the toilet actually cracks from the impact. Generally accompanied by a cloud of masonry dust kicked up from the toilet's destruction.
Dude, do not go in that bathroom. I ate Chipotle for three straight days, and I just pulled a major Laura Bush!
by TheMarkSanford1 February 23, 2011
Get the Laura Bushmug. The cutest and hammiest couple in the existence of time. They put other relationships to shame with their amazing spontaneous parking lot sex, which usually involves an awkward getaway. Among other kinky adventures, their obvious and subtle cuteness and perfectness are unmatched. <3
Person1:"You see that couple over there? They're so cute!"
Person2:"Yeah, I bet they have great sex too"
Random bystander:"Who Laura and Adam? Yeah they do, I kicked them off of my driveway last week."
Person2:"Yeah, I bet they have great sex too"
Random bystander:"Who Laura and Adam? Yeah they do, I kicked them off of my driveway last week."
by JesusHimself2 May 19, 2009
Get the Laura and Adammug.