Lasorda

Made famous by the Dodgers Manger Tommy Lasorda, "a Lasorda" is used to describe a man's genitals in pants that are far too tight in the crotchal region. Viewers will be in horror, confusion, and intrigue at what they are actually looking at.

It is a severe form of a mans camel toe, and although you feel the need to alert the owner of the hideous sight, you can't muster the courage or a serious face by which to tell them.

Also, it should be noted that the pain felt by the unfortunate owner is relieved by them trying to spread their legs as far apart as possible. The perplexing lack of a visible penis is also expected, where as viewers are encouraged to try and make sense of what they are witnessing.

I went to a wedding the other day, and the best man was sitting at the bar with the groom. He was a very fat and sweaty man with tight fitting clothes. He and the groom swiveled around in order to watch relatives dancing on the dance floor. He had the biggest Lasorda I have ever seen on a man. That wasn't the worst part either, because he was so sweaty it looked wet as well. He had a big wet Lasorda, and me and my friends could not stop talking about it the rest of the night.

by RovertScott January 1, 2012

lanko

A derogatory term for a tall, thin, or skinny person, usually a female. A play on the word "lanky" meaning "ungracefully thin and tall."

Yeah. She's such a lanko. She's not that attractive.

by ForTheAlliance December 18, 2010

lasorienddappque

spanish street slang for "wooly mammoth"

"yo momma so big she looks like a lasorienddappque!"

by Juan Suarez January 25, 2006

lashonnie

a stupid bitch that no one will like and that she likes every boy but cant get a boyfriend.

lashonnie is such a bitch

by she is a sweet girl August 7, 2016

Fireman's Lasso

A fetish in which two men will have sex, the one on top wearing a firefighter's helmet and rubber gloves, the one on the bottom wearing a backwards tie and being tied up. The tie is held in order to choke the bottom partner.

1:Dude, why are you limping?
2:You gave me a Fireman's Lasso last night, asshole. Don't rub it in.

by NotAPerson February 17, 2010

The Irish Lasso

When one takes an absurdly long pubic hair and lasso’s their love interest in an attempt to court them.

I didn’t really like John, but once her preformed the Irish lasso on me while I was sleeping, I couldn’t resist marrying him.

by Sponsored_rapist February 8, 2019

lask a fah

if you like a guy or girl
and you dont want anyone to know
you use this word meaning i like you
or i like ____ the persons name

1- who do you like know?
2- yah lask a fah kevin
1- realy? hes a cutie
2- yah i know

by OMGx230498 May 2, 2008