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Lard

A word that can replace anything. The most omnipotent word out there.
Hey Lard hows it going
Haha Lard
You look so Lardy today
I just larded bad
Ooff what a lard
by Lardylard December 23, 2019
mugGet the Lardmug.

Lard Neck

Lard neck is when someone has so much fat in their throat that you can audibly hear it when they speak.
You can also call someone "Lard Neck" if they sound fat
He's def fat, he got lard neck...
*someone fat speaking* Shut up lard neck
by tuffahhdefinitions February 23, 2025
mugGet the Lard Neckmug.

fat lard

mr micheal cherrybon, of strayer middle school
“mr cherrybons looking a bit plump today”
what a fat lard”
by yeedleskadeedle March 30, 2019
mugGet the fat lardmug.

lard on the zero turn

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.
"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"
by urbanshburban May 31, 2022
mugGet the lard on the zero turnmug.

Lard

Person 1: who is the YouTuber dream?

Person 2: A lard
by Window sheets December 11, 2021
mugGet the Lardmug.

Fat Lard

A big fat person who does nothing but sits around and doesn't do shit, but watches animal porn in their free time
by SUB2PEWDIEPIEEEEEEEE April 25, 2019
mugGet the Fat Lardmug.

Lard

by Cornydawgy May 11, 2024
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