lacrosse player

Kids that started baseball when they were younger and quit to start playing lacrosse because they were a disgrace to the game of baseball. They are also douche bags who think they are hot shit and lacrosse is the greatest sport ever even though they probably suck at that too.

lacrosse player: baseball is so boring

baseball player: thats because you sucked

lacrosse player: no the outfield was so boring

baseball player: exactly you played the outfield because you sucked

lacrosse player: (tries to get out of conversation) well i gotta go to lacrosse practice

baseball player: ok have fun playing with your shaft with other guys

by lacrossesucksballs June 2, 2009

Lacrosse douche

Typically a rich, white kid that plays lacrosse. Despite only having one post on Instagram (A picture of them on vacation in Seaside Florida) they still manage to have 1,500 followers. They have +100 nudes in their my eyes only, 1% which were sent originally and 99% which were sent from other lacrosse douches. A lacrosse douche is similar to a football jock except the douche is skinnier, more wealthy, and (although they come from a Presbyterian family) lacks Christian values. Steer clear from the lacrosse douche unless you are black, a thot, or a wealthy person who plays another bitch ass sport, examples being; male volleyball, tennis, any form of horseback, and sailing.

Person 1: I think I recognized the guy in that BMW.

Person 2: That’s Xavier, he’s a lacrosse douche.

Person 1: Yeah he stole my Juul.

by Inspector Sock March 16, 2019

Lacrosse mesh

Lacrosse mesh is the mesh that is strung in the lacrosse head and makes it able for someone to catch the ball so it doesn’t go right the the head.

There are many types and colors of lacrosse mesh that can be strung in your stick

by Cooooooper May 21, 2018

Boys Lacrosse

A game played by assholes who cant get along with people from any other sport, including girls lacrosse. And as you can tell from all the padding they wear, they can't take a hit like sports that require no padding.

Lax Bro-"do you play Boys lacrosse?....No? then you suck."

by wtf1212 November 8, 2012

lacrosse babe

girl who goes to all the guys lax games and support them. aka a girlfriend...

"who's that?"
"thats my lacrosse babe"

by randomuser7926 August 6, 2015

Moorestown Lacrosse

A pathetic attempt to be a GOOD lacrosse team... they call themselves the "M-pire" they are currently #2 in the nation... seeing as they cannot seem to beat Mt. Hebron lacrosse (#1) The entire team (JV and V) look like men and play like men... Also, duing the course of a game... this team will do ANNOYING cheers to ATTEMPT to pump up their team... they always seem to do these cheers when they are losing... The Moorestown Quakers, a pathetic excuse for a sports team

All the Moorestown Quakers cried when they got their butts beat in lacrosse... their "M-pire" has been demolished.

by Cory J. May 8, 2005

Lacrosse players

The gayest people on the world. Go to practice to play with their own shafts and their teammates shafts. Only date girls to hide the fact that they are gay. 11x out of 10 their gay.

George:Dude, Billy one of the lacrosse players now.

Ryan: So he finally came out.

by Savage 9 September 15, 2014