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loitering

What punks, creeps, Ace Boon Coons, and Pachuco boys can be found doing outside pool halls, liquor stores, and 7-Eleven stores. Loitering involves standing somewhat still, posing like a tough guy, spitting on the sidewalk, and (if you're an Ace Boon Coon) occasionally shouting "Sheee-IT!" or "MO FO!"

Proprietors of businesses post signs that say "NO LOITERING." These signs can be found at better pool halls, liquor stores, and 7-Elevens in all major cities. They do this because if anything is bad for business, it's a slime ball punk or nose-picking creep or a greasy haired Pachuco or a shit-ass Blood or fat slob Crip standing outside your establishment.
Hector collects lucrative entitlements from the liberals because one of his ancestors was a conquistador. With no work to go to, he spends his afternoons loitering outside Mack's Liquor Store.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 11, 2007
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loitering check

A dice roll in a Dungeons and Dragons game percipitated by the lack of any sort of productive action (generally during a non-combat roll playing scene)in which a D-20 is rolled and the score added to the charachters charisma modifier. The resulting score determines the nature of a seemingly random event to be experienced by the character. The exact nature of the event, and the range of the scores corilation to its outcome is generally at the discretion of the DM (Dungeon Master). Generally the following guideline is used.

1 Something very very bad happens.
2-7 Something bad happens.
8-15 Nothing happens.
16-19 Something good happens.
20 Something very good happens.
21+ Something insanely good happens.
Example 1.

DM: You make it to a town, what do you do?

Player: I go to the local tavern and get drunk.

DM: Roll me a loitering check.

Player: 1

DM: A great wyrm red dragon rips the roof off of the tavern that your sitting in, reaches down, picks you up, looks at you for a second, and then decides that you are the perfect snack, tosses you up in the air, catches you in her mouth, and swallows you whole. You suddenly find yourself standing on the banks of the river stycks faced by the god of the underworld... and he doesn't look happy.

Example 2

DM: You make it to a town, what do you do?

Player: I find the local tavern and go get drunk.

DM: Roll me a loitering check

Player: 23

DM: A man walks up to you and hands you a sword, says nothing, and then turns and walks away suddenly vanishing in a brilliant flash of light. When you look at the sword, you instanly recognize it as the fabled sword of destiny, which as legend has it, is capable of changing the very course of destiny itself.
by Dustin db McKnight February 6, 2007
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LOIL

A spelling typo for LOL. Means trying to do a hardcore research paper or something, yet loitering on facebook or something so it would be.. LOIL.
Spencer was pretending to be focused, yet he was in LOIL.
by Autobotikk September 29, 2011
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Lois

Red-headed wife of Peter in Family Guy Funny and kinda hot
Kiss - I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT!!
Lois - And have a wonderful day... ^.^;;
by JAKAS April 2, 2004
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loin chowder

definition: semen, cum, slpooge, spunk, etc.
origin: United States Naval Acamedy, theKid - (my little brother and his naval cronies)came up with this one. it leads more to the idea of your warm, chunky, sperm being sreved up, fresh off the chow line, for immediate consumption, either orally, vaginally, or analy.
get it while its hot!
"How was dinner with that skank last night?"
"it was good - she had a salad and a glass of water for dinner - but she ordered a faceful of loin chowder for dessert"
by max wiley September 21, 2005
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loive

All my loive, I have been looking for love.
by Elizabeth Trenton March 19, 2005
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Lois Lane

A love interest, usually female, who ignores flirting and thoughtful actions because of her infatuation with someone who would probably never have her.
Tom: Who are those flowers for, Harry?
Dick: Dude! Are those for Tracy again?
Harry: I think I've got her close to a date!
Tom: No way! She's obsessed with her boss.
Dick: Yeah. She's such a Lois Lane.
Harry: :(
by Daggermouth July 8, 2010
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