lego hair

hair that is so constricted by hair spray that wind and any other movement does not effect the shape; can be easily removed and swapped with ather lego hair toting females who tend to be either scene or emo.

Whenever chelsea plays soccer her hair doesn't move, yeah it's that lego hair.

Look at that ugly scene girl with the lego hair, i just wanna pop it off and put it on that girls head.

by elly && timothy December 21, 2008

lego elbow

When you spend 5 hours putting together your kids 10 lego sets they got for Christmas and your elbow is sore the next day.

I can't play catch with you today, I have lego elbow.

by dontlikelegos December 27, 2010

Lego legs

When a girl's calves are so thick that there is no distinction between thigh and calf. Like the legs of a lego person.

"Man, Jessica got fat over the summer!"
"I know, she's got lego legs now."

by rjaned November 14, 2011

Lego dick

Another term for a small penis, often used derogatorily.

"Dylan just sent me nudes and he's literally got a Lego dick.."

by toppavs September 12, 2016

Lego Yoda

Legendary.

thefuckisthatgetoutofmygaffyougreencunt.
-Lego Yoda assassin

by kelli42683 December 3, 2019

lego land

a state that you're in when you get so high off of weed that the world(including yourself) looks like and feels like legos

-four hours worth of smoking- "Dude, Cass..... I just arived in lego land"


"Last night I got so high I went to lego land, I still feel all blocky!"

by G-nasty Cass October 30, 2008

Lego'd

Getting fucked by someone twice your age.

Cutekiyaa got fuckin' Lego'd.

by looooooooooooooooooooooooool August 7, 2008