human latte

The action of taking a warm and wet poop on someone’s chest.

Dude you better stop before I Human latte all over you.

by skimmed September 15, 2019

Ass latte

“Iced latte” in an Aussie accent

Yeah mate, we’ll drop by Maccas and get an ass latte

by sazzlem8 August 30, 2019

Dutch Latte

1. The act of administering a coffee enema after anal sex.

2. The resultant fluid mixture of the above act.

"Hey Ted, you don't look so good."
"I feel awful. The guy at Starbucks gave me a Dutch Latte this morning."

by Thuzz October 10, 2017

Latte Art

Noun.
Fancy designs drawn in sparkling café latté, mostly used by hipsters to attract the white girl species.

Note: If you can master the swan, there’s no more limit to your sexual influence.

« Nice Latte art, wanna fuck? »

by Bruce_tha_moose April 24, 2017

white latte

what people use to describe a basic white girl.

look at that white latte over there.

by virose March 26, 2017

2 latte twittee

1. An attention seeking whore who retweets sexual gif's and spells all of her tweets wrong so that she can have a small conversation with the person who is dumb enough to fall for her trick and correct her
2. Any bitch that asks for Starbucks over twitter

Jennifer is such a 2 latte twittee

by Vin¢ April 28, 2016

the jumbo latte split

when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.

Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.

Hannah: LOL

by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 28, 2018