Lacrosse Goalie Swag

Knee high socks
colorful Sweat pants tucked into those knee high socks
Brightly colored head, mesh, and Lazer green shooters
Large arm bands
Brightly colored tape
and brightly colored shoe laces= really pisses the fuck out of attack men and middies

Attack man: "Man look at brandons Lacrosse Goalie Swag!"
Midde: "yea i really want to stab the shit out of him"

by AquaHippo July 6, 2010

lacrosse player

person who is too coordinated for baseball. usually started baseball when they were younger but got bored because it moved two miles an hour. therefore they switched to lacrosse. usually plays football or hockey also. can beat the shit out of you any day of the week.

shit hockey lacrosse player

by xaone February 17, 2010

Lacrosse legends

Term when used while referring to Hunter “thick Rick”thompson and chase “lunch meat” Thomas.

Rumor has it all the milfs in alachua county got their backs blown out by the lacrosse legends. YeeYee live action!

by Hunterbigdickuranusthompson January 1, 2022

lacrosse player

fuck whoever said that lacrosse players are fags that didn't make the football team. more than half the star lacrosse players today were star football players too. but they were actually smart and physically fit too, unlike the fatass dumb jock shit head lazy football players who don't run and just rag on others. fuck football

"Who look at that lacrosse player! He's so fucking fast its not funny. He's faster than our running back! And he actually has good grades unlike the entire retard football team."

by huopl June 3, 2008

Lacrosse Player

Not a douche bag, contrary to prior belief. We just enjoy the finer things in life, like sperrys. girls, nice clothes. AND of course lax pinnies, lax shorts, croakies and a sick pair of shades. And of course mid calves with nikes. Unlike football players, we date any girl who is dateable. Lacrosse players are usually cool in nature, and love laxin. Also. Lacrosse players are the hottest male athletes, it's been proven, ask any girl.

Lacrosse player: Hey bro

by Lax Bro 38 July 9, 2011

lacrosse-stitue

A girl who hangs out around the lacrosse team in they hopes of getting laid. They will attend parties that lacrosse players throw and will go to lacrosse games. It is important to mention that they do not exclusively date or fuck lacrosse players, just associate with them and their friends.

I'm going to Jeff's party because you know there's going to be a shitload of lacrosse-stitues there looking for dick.

by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009

lacrosse players

the absolute hottest people alive....
all the girls want lacrosse players and not any other guys.....thast why theres lacrosstitutes (see "lacrossetitute")...cuz everyone wants to get with them

"i want to be one of those lacrosse player's girlfriends! SO bad

by jack September 1, 2004