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Soup Kitchen

The gathering of homeless men in an abandoned car (usually resembling a red prius) in which an orgy occurs. The hobos typically trash the car and leave condoms and baby mice in the back seat. This sometimes happens in a car that is not even abandoned, but one that is simply parked or is encountering very slow traffic.

This term was established in the movie "The Other Guys"
Hobo #1-"Hey Mike, did you do anything interesting today?"
Hobo#2-"Yea! Ellen left her prius in the strip club parking lot this afternoon. Me and the boys had a nasty soup kitchen in it and we wrecked it. We were suckin down on farts...outrageous fun."
Hobo #1-"No way! Wish i could have been there!"
by 69HyungPaq69 August 7, 2010
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Kitchen

A mysterious place full of sharp, pointed objects, deadly gas-operated incinerators, things that go 'ping' and a big, cold wardrobe full of beer which is the only true incentive for entering the room in the first place
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by Anony! November 24, 2004
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Hell's Kitchen

Chill neighborhood on the West Side, where I was born and raised. Natives include Sylvester Stallone as well as the fictional Daredevil. Sadly, more and more snobs are moving in, gentrifying us into this so-called 'Clinton' neighborhood.
I have mad chill views of Jersey from my apartment, not that I would ever want to go to that suburban hellhole. Stay out of NY, Jay and Silent Bob!
by Johnny X. June 29, 2005
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Soup Kitchen

The act of several homeless men breaking into a car, and engaging in an orgy. After the said orgy one hobo is to leave a dead mouse in one of the used condoms as a "gift" for the cars owner.
Godammit! Dirty Mike and the Boys had another Soup Kitchen in my car!
by blue ass August 20, 2010
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Kitchennazi

The role that the host must play when his/her guests start raiding the kitchen, usually when munching. And he/her must chase after the people opening the pantries and rip the food out of peoples hands. Can usually turn violent
"I was smoking at Tom's house the other day, and he had the best cheesecake but he was being a kitchennazi, so I couln't have any"
by Fedeshnika February 7, 2008
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Kitchen Pass

A fictional pass issued/approved (verbally written or text) by your significant other to get out of the house to hangout or go shopping with your friends.
Micah was able to hangout with his friends last night because his wife issued him a kitchen pass (KP).

Susan went shopping with her friends after her boyfriend signed her KP.
by BIG DADDY 002 May 19, 2009
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kitchen friend

The literal English translation of the German 'Kuechenfreund', which is a spatula/fish slice...
HANS: Yo, can you pass me the kitchen friend so that I can stir the Sauerkraut?

BETTY: The what???!

HANS: You know, the kitchen friend... A Kuechenfreund?

BETTY: Do you mean a spatula??
by Miss DE/AT/GB August 30, 2011
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