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toby keith

Toby Keith is a fantastic singer. He stands up for what he believes in and supports our troops! Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue, Beer For my Horses, Should've been a cowboy, I love this bar, and American Soldier are a few of his #1 songs.
Oh and justice will be served and the battles will rage
this big dog will fight when you rattle his cage
you'll be sorry that you messed with the US of A
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass it's the american way!!
by TOBYKEITHFAN4LIFE February 14, 2005
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Toby Keith

1.Unlike what most uneducated half-wits think, Toby Keith IS NOT a racist, redneck, piece of garbage. He is actually VERY patriotic and is one of the few people left in this country who IS PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN AND SUPPORTS THE TROOPS WHO FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM EVERYDAY.

2. Songs that prove this inlcude... Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue; American Soldier, Beer for My Horses, Cryin or Me, among others.

3. He also writes his own material, unlike most of the pop pieces of garbage who make careers writing the SAME song over and over with different words.

4. His songs have meaning and feeling and are about real life situations(i.e the soldiers overseas and the loss of Wayman Tisdale in the song "Cryin for Me").
5. While Toby didnt serve in the military his father did as said in the song "Courtesy of the Red, White and blue' and has also served countless USO tours over in Iraq and Afghanistan supporting our troops.
Toby Keith is a great singer but an even better American, because HE ACTUALLY STILL LOVES THIS COUNTRY AND SUPPORTS OUR MEN AND WOMEN FIGHTING FOR THIS LAND.
by Cowboyssuck July 7, 2010
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Keith's House

Noun: The small compartment at the bottom of an herb grinder that collects kief --ie: "Keith"

Euphemism: getting high.
Noun: "I just cleaned Keith's house."

Euphemism: "After I get off, im going to Keith's house"
by 69_80085_420 April 28, 2021
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Crusty Keith

After having anal sex with an old woman, she shits on your dick and then sucks it off. (Not to be confused with the Moist Keith when its a young woman.)
Eric: Dude, your mom's breath smells like shit!

Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.
by hobojoe017 December 3, 2011
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Keith Tan

Center of universe fashion god
this man is so straight that his graphs are always curved
loves Prada
His jokes are so "funny"
brings students to his sex dungeon

has broken england
OMG is that keith tan? Run before he brings u to his sex dungeon and rape u.
by mfthatisgay January 14, 2023
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Alexander Keith

A legendary Canadian beer for legendary Canadian people. One does not come to a party with a six pack of Keiths the usual amount is a 22 pack. This is because the shotgunned two on the ride there.
"Man this party is lame, no one has brought the Alexander Keith yet."
by I'M aN OgRe October 18, 2017
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keith bradley

keith bradley is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for, he’s hot, kind, and loving. if you are dating a keith bradley just know you are lucky keith bradley’s will treat you like a princess//queen and they will give you everything they have. don’t lose them! you’ll regret ever losing them!
wow you’re dating a keith bradley? you’re so lucky!!
by Keith Bradley December 7, 2019
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