jumper cables

when you give the double titty twister and jump up and down

WEEEEEEEE hahahhahahaha

by kelly June 10, 2004

puddle jumper

The owner of a new puppy or small animal.

Oh, look, it's Joe -- did you hear he just bought Fluffykins? I guess he's a puddle jumper now!

by JackBauerIsMyHero January 30, 2007

Sheet jumper

A thirsty female who masturbates using her rolled up sheet.

She hasn't gotten laid in so long she's probably on that sheet jumper status at this point.

by MC.bambi25 December 27, 2014

Bush jumper

n. A lesbian whore.

So Karen hooked up with Stacy and Rachel last night. What a bush jumper.

by DPComedy June 22, 2012

bungee jumper

A piece of nasal refuse which dangs from a person's nose

Joe, you got a bungee jumper hanging there.

by Noteman August 26, 2009

stump jumper

Person of african american decent. Also see moon cricket

Damn stump jumper stole my tv!

by GG January 24, 2004

Line Jumper

a smelly fart that wafts over a turtle head, picking up extra stink and is released before the impending turd.

Dude, that was one putrid line jumper!

by Seles April 23, 2011