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Motorcycle jousting

Two men using their manhood to perform a jousting duel (most commonly on a motorcycle) in a SFW way
Maxence stood no chance in his motorcycle jousting duel against Jan
by dictlover6969 May 6, 2021
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Jousting

Jousting is a way to spice up thins in the bedroom. It is performed by a male standing atleast 10 feet away and inserting his junk into the female. He cannot slow down it stop it he is DQed.
Bro I was jousting with Stephanie last night and on the third try I totally got it in.
by Joustingfurdays August 24, 2014
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windmill jousting

When you have sex with a girl while she spins around
I really enjoyed windmill jousting my girlfriend last night!
by BigDipper45 January 8, 2015
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Jousting

When two men with an erection run into each other
In midevil times jousting was for men on horses today real jousting takes place when men run into each other with an erection but no horse .
by Flybish May 19, 2022
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Butt Jousting

It's been a fortnight since the young squire took part in the towns butt jousting tournament.
by Trevorisclever July 1, 2016
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Jousting

The act of lunging one's penis into another. This process can be converted into a sport where two people with erect penises sprint toward each other and collide dicks to see whos penis is stronger. Safety is advised during this activity as someone's penis could implode during the act.
Jamaal: what's wrong cuh
Carlos: my dick exploded
Jamaal: Damn
Carlos: yeah Nick is a beast at jousting
Jamaal: noted
by BitchAssMotherFucker69420 March 9, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
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