Frump Jockey

A man who dates/marries/fucks frumps.

Did you see that chick Bill is fucking?

Ya, he's a total frump jockey.

by themstherules September 24, 2010

jock jockey

a person who spends their time providing opinions, speculation, lies or 5% truth related to and about sports players (jocks) via the media as a profession or vocation. Some have played sports and can't do anything else while others wish they could have played sports and have an unfulfilled love of jocks.

jock jockey includes any: sports radio talk show host. sports podcasters or bloggers. print media sports writers. tv sports talk host. sports reporters of any kind.

by perfect d February 28, 2011

peen jockey

another term for whore; will ride for pay

My friend was slutting it up so I said, "Dude, stop being such a peen jockey."

by AltheaJ March 17, 2011

Cotton-Jockey

Derogatory term for someone of African decent, similar to nigger, spook, coon, or gatorbait.

Jerry: Hey, Tim, what happened to your VCR?
Tim: Some damn Cotton-Jockey stole it last night.
Jerry: Figures.

by Special_Agent_Jack_Bauer12 July 30, 2012

Adrenaline jockey

same thing as an adrenaline junkie.

someone who does dangerous things in order to get an adrenaline rush

John: "I went cliff diving yesterday!"
Bob: "You're such an adrenaline jockey."

by i1269ifyouknowwhatimean June 3, 2013

Scrot Jockey

A derogatory term for a male who frequently handles other men's scrotums.

Sebastian is cool. Taylor, however, is a scrot jockey.

by DinosaurusDorian February 15, 2014

Stale Jockey Wiper

A term that describes a Clorox wipe that was dried out because someone left the lid open. May also be used to refer to someone who uses said wipes instead of toilet paper to exfoliate their anus. Some people just like the way it stings.

Josh: "Do we have any Clorox wipes left?"
Kenny: "No, some fawning cum herder left the lid open so all we have left is a bunch of stale jockey wipers."
Josh(aside): "Yes, my anus has been needing that fresh lemon scent."
Kenny: "What?"
Josh: "Nothing."

by datdoedoe August 26, 2016