Jim Cramer

Former hedge fund manager and best-selling author. Cramer hosts CNBC's "Mad Money" program and is the co-founder of TheStreet.com.

Person 1: Who is Jim Cramer?

Person 2: Oh! He told me to buy the NYSE (stock symbol: NYX) at about $100. That fucker said the stock would increase to $250! Now it's well below $65 and I'm getting raped in the ass. The worst part is that I'm all out of lube!

by I've Lost Everything October 5, 2007

Jim Fact

A fact that is plausible, interesting and true in all details except for one critical point.

Jim: Did you know chicken pox derives from a strain of smallpox?

John: Wow, really?

Jim: Yeah yeah! Isn't that interesting...

John, after checking the internet: No they aren't! Shenanigans! They aren't even in the same virus family! That's a Jim Fact if I ever heard one!

by Jimfact Jim February 18, 2011

Jim-jazz

Something that is flashy or extraneous. Too much material embellishment. Extravagant or overdone. Other spelling: Jimjazz

That's a nice watch, but it has a bit too much jim-jazz for my taste.

by RRocket July 10, 2010

jim dawson

the fucking white boy who wants to cum on any form of titties (man,woman,shemale,animal)and likes to fuck mounds of dirt

"damn that is one jim dawson"
"did you see that dude jim dawson his mom"

by shazs December 24, 2008

Jim Bonacci

Creator of Happy Wheels.

Jim Bonacci is a legend.

by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018

Rostov Jim

A Big Man United Fan, One of the 200 who went to Rostov.

Is Rostov Jim going to the game today? Don't ask Stupid questions he even went to Rostov

by mufc260599 May 17, 2019

Jim Porter

Jim porter is the love of my life. He has shaped destinies of many and has guided thousands to enlightenment. His beauty defies all bounds. It defies all bounds of universal law. He may be the smartest man in the universe, dare I say smarter than god himself. Watch as he rises above the rest of the human race, and stares down on them, as if everyone else was a small beetle. Jim porter does not live in our world. We live in Jim Porter's world.

The school board tried to take Jim porters immaculate advice, but decided instead to forget what they were talking about.

by Hillsborough County August 6, 2020