Jewish Shower

When you are taking a shower with someone and they pass gas turning your hot steamy shower into a gas chamber!

Being tricked into entering a shower and it ends up being a gas chamber.
Angie why did you run out of the bathroom?

I was taking a shower with Bill, and he gave me a Jewish shower!
by ABBryan January 04, 2011
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Jewish Exit

When someone leaves a social setting without paying anyone.

Extension of the Irish Exit - where someone leaves (usually in a drunker stupor) without telling anyone.
Dude, Shlomo left without paying for a single drink...yup, he pulled the old Jewish Exit again.
by The New Cunning Linguist April 29, 2009
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Jewish Tornado

The act of a female spinning so fast and ferociously on a males penis that the inside of her vagina become burnt like a Jew in the holocaust.
Drake: Yo me and that bird did a Jewish Tornado
Bro: Did you feel like Hitler?
Drake: Yeah man I could smell the burnt flesh and everything
by HappyHannah69 December 07, 2015
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jewish dumptruck.

a Jewish dumptruck is where a person takes a jew's yamacha, and shits in it, and they put it back on.
Kyle was pissed when that islam gave him a jewish dumptruck.
by COTY>< July 07, 2006
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jewish bath

When sumone loads up on cologne or perfume instead of taking a shower because they dont wanna use too much water.
I dont think he even showered man, smells to me like he just took a quick jewish bath before coming.
by blingtastic December 29, 2007
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Jewish Lovehandles

Moneybags hanging from the hips in the shape of lovehandles.
Man, did you see Meyer Wolfshiem's Jewish lovehandles?
by Bob Condor October 18, 2006
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Jewish Mexican

A Mexican with a coupon.
That Jewish Mexicans faster than a bullet because he has a coupon!!!
by DADAD March 04, 2008
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