Jefferson

May come off as serious and cold, but he’s full of love inside his heart . Got hurt a couple times by trusting the wrong people and now has his walls up . He’s trying to find himself . A jefferson is kind and handsome , usually a bit mysterious and weird but extremely wise. Usually a Jefferson doesn’t think he’s good enough when really everyone around him admires him . Once a Jefferson cares for you he always will . Never really got what he gave when it came to love but the day he does he’ll be afraid but it will change his life . If you ever meet s jefferson keep him close always

I knew a jefferson once , I could write poetry about him

by Urbdict November 22, 2021

Jefferson

A girl who rarely falls in love, but when she does, she falls hard. She doesn’t want to lose someone that she loves, and cuts her relationships short selfishly to protect herself. She is scared she will never be good enough for her crush and knows there is someone better out there for them. She loses herself throughout the years and doesn’t know who she is.

Why am I such a Jefferson. I wish I was better. I wish I would let myself change, I’m such a Jefferson for being loyal even though it shouldn’t matter.

by AriesRam May 15, 2023

Thomas Jeffersons

People who contribute nothing to a conversation, arguement, etc... except for stating their opinion and nothing else.

Person 1: So TikTok is getting banned

Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though

Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware

Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me

Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson

Person 3: What?

Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off

Person 3: Jeez alright...

Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons

by Wilhelmn August 2, 2020

Jefferson

An annoying customer service worker here at urban dictionary who never senders your questions

Oh jefferson, yeah I asked him a question, and he just ignored me

by Alice Degenres October 30, 2019

Jefferson

I love you Jefferson so much I love how you make me feel sometimes you know I cry sometimes and get mad but it’s all because I love you. I love how u say “wuv” just like me and you say stuff that makes me laugh and I love when you call me mamas and mommy I miss you. your asleep right now but I miss you and I’m excited to see u soon.

I love Jefferson

by Kiittyyycatmeow August 3, 2024

jacob jefferson

A young money makin movin round bad bitch gettin money maker trapper.

jacob jefferson rollin’ up again?!

by JGooaup October 29, 2018

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020