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jason giambi

a type of sexual maneuver, where one shoots his load on a girls chest, licks it off and then swallows it. named after the famous yankees slugger who uses it as his signature move; allegedly it turns on girls.'
"I'm gonna pull a Jason Giambi on Sarah tonight."
"Dude that's gay. Why the fuck would you drink your own cum?"
"Good point."
by Yanke August 10, 2007
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Jakson

SEXY. zld;iktbeksujrhntuijmoytopu Usually leaves girls speechless. Seriously. No words describe the sexyness of this hot motha trucka... DO ME
Look at that face....he is sucha jakson. DO ME.
by Chissah May 22, 2010
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Jaison

Jaison is the intelligent/introspective variation of Jason, in addition to the super, ultra sexyness that generally characterizes Jason's. The additional "I" represents the extra introspective/intelligent side of the jaison which gives a set of characteristic's that uniquely define a Jaison.

In short they are known for being:
1. Sexy
2. Genius
3. Deep
4. Artistic
5. Simplistic
1. That book/painting/song is a masterpiece! You pulled a jaison!
2. Look at that cute photographer over there! He is such a jaison!
3. Wow, you developed a way to cook food using a specific frequency range in the electromagnetic spectrum and your sexy! You must be a Jaison!
by blis212920 February 4, 2010
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Jason

Even though he's intelligent he gets lost in the underwear section. Can hack any computer and do unique stuff on one. Jason is a cool, funny guy.
Of course Jason would do that.
by YankeesGirl845 November 9, 2013
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Jason Mraz

that sexy guy who sings that super addictive song "im yours" that you will listen to over and over again till your mom forcefully makes you shut down the computer and wash the dishes
Eve: "looove looove looove looove im yours!!!! omg Jason Mraz i loooove you!"

Mom: "eve! turn that off and scrub them dishes missy!"
by E-Tag! October 23, 2008
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jason schwartzman

A very sexy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as I Heart Huckabees, Shopgirl, and Marie Antoinette. Except he wasn't hot in Marie Antoinette.
"Damn I love that Jason Schwartzmann."
or
"Hell yeah I want in that Jason Schwartzman's trousers!"
by lemadhatter November 12, 2006
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Freddy vs Jason

A 2003 film about a battle between Freddy Krueger of the 'Nightmare On Elm Street' series and Jason Voorhees of the 'Friday the 13th' series.
I should have known you wouldn't stop killing, your like a big, stupid dog who can't stop eating...even though your master says you've had enough!!!
-Pamela Voorhees/Freddy Krueger
by Roger_Alvey_ July 16, 2008
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