dirty jaselin

jaselin grace monte

jaselin “that looks fun”

everyone else “thats so dirty jaselin”

by dontworryaboutwho October 10, 2020

MINCE JAVELIN

Mans prized meat rod his penis.

Friend: "OI check out the hottie over the road over there"

Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

Dirty Jaylin

A chubby turtle man built like EDP's autistic cousin tryna catch and find new animals similar to Ash Ketchum, but without a doubt must defile them all

"Hayden quit tryna Dirty Jaylin that slug! It's not a Sliggoo"

by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024

Brown Javelin

When you defecate on a dildo and throw it at a long range, your partner tries to catch it in their mouth.

"My friend stole her mom's dildos so we played a game of Brown Javelin."

by popkxw May 5, 2024

Spam-Javelin

When somebody defecates in their hands whilst standing up in the shower and then throws it into the toilet.

I had an urge to take a dump in the shower and decided instead of a good old fashioned wafflestomp, I'd throw a couple of Spam-Javelin instead

by Duckstab May 6, 2024

Jizz Javelin

The male sex organ. Penis.

His penis is huge, and his orgasms go on forever - it’s truly an Olympic size Jizz Javelin.

by CosmicCoyote December 12, 2025