Jake

Most the time a fake cowboy that wouldn't know how to ride a horse if his life depended on it

Guy 1: check out that guy over there he's such a Jake
Guy 2: I heard he has a hard time telling the difference from donkey and mule

by Cuntisswapis January 30, 2018

Jake

A dudette

Jake is a dudette

by ykjakeisadudette August 20, 2019

Jake

Jake is a very funny guy . He will get all the ladies with his looks. He will also try eating your mothers Vagina . He likes to shit on the floor and he also drinks his own PISS and he will do anything for his girlfriend. He likes going out and killing birds with a BB gun . Jake eats meth for breakfast,dinner and tea

"Did you hear Jake ate his GF's moms Vagina the other day"

by Ginger jade wishwhwowhwn November 23, 2019

Jake

Jake is an extremely kind, genuine guy with the best intentions for all of his friends and girls in his life. He is loyal, trustworthy and has the utmost respect for woman and knows how to make a girl smile. Jake has nice blue eyes with light brown hair with a smile that lights up the room. He can be the most chill guy until his family, friends or girl is disrespected then he’ll give those people hell. You wouldn’t wanna mess with a Jake.

Girl 1- hey did you see that Jake guy over their giving those guys the beat down?!!

Girl 2- yeah I’d feel bad for anyone who crossed him. He always has his friends backs!

by Bigballzzzzz May 30, 2019

Jake

someone who is in

he's such a jake!

by lilbreadx October 25, 2019

Jake

a very loveable boy that you can’t get enough of, he’s very handsome, hot, sexy etc and can always make your day. He has a great sense of humour and can make you laugh at anything he says. He can turn anything into a joke and make it funny. He’s the best person you’ll ever meet and he will always have a special place in your heart. He always knows how to treat his girl right.

Brydie: gosh Jake is so amazing..

by Dadoofty March 20, 2018

Jake

Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.

Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.

Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.

by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023