Jeffery

A romantic loose end that will negatively impact future relationships.

A social satellite that could re-enter your orbit as a dangerous asteroid at any moment.

So I was on a date, and that girl I had that awkward fling with was the bartender at the bar. She's such a Jeffery.

by RobbinsFilm March 10, 2015

Jayferg

1)Originally used to describe one Australian individual named Joel, this word has been adapted and can be used to name anyone who is a party liaison.
2) the name given to whomever gets called upon on a friday/saturday afternoon and asked where people are gathering that evening.

"Call up Jayferg, he always knows where the party at."

by E-Lad June 29, 2009

Jeffery Gains

American singer-songwriter and guitarist. Born in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, he was signed to the Chrysalis Records label in 1990 and released his debut album, Jeffrey Gaines, in 1992 (see 1992 in music).Gaines has toured with artists including Tracy Chapman, Sting, Shawn Colvin, Edwin McCain, The Bacon Brothers and Stevie Nicks. In addition to the Gabriel song Gaines' sets of original material occasionally include covers of songs by other artists as diverse as Elvis Costello, The Monkees, Traffic and Roberta Flack, and he continues to perform live, with several dates announced throughout 2009.He

remade A famous Edwin Mccain song "In Your eyes."

Jeffery Gains: "In Your eyes," Lyrics:
Love, I get so lost, sometimes
Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
When I want to run away
I drive off in my car
But whichever way I choose
I come back to the place you are

All my instincts, they return
And the grand facade, so soon will burn
Without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside

In your eyes
The light the heat
I am complete
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
and resolution of all the fruitless searches
Whoa I see the light and the heat
Yes, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light, the heat I see in your eyes

Love, I don't like to see so much pain
So much wasted and each moment is slipping away
I get so tired working so hard for our survival
I look to these times with you to keep me awake and alive

And all my instincts
they return
and the grand facade
so soon will burn
Without a noise
without my pride
I reach out from the inside

In your eyes
The light the heat
I am complete
I see the doorways to a thousand churches
and resolution of all my fruitless searches
Whoa, I see the light and the heat
Yes, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light,
The heat I see in your eyes
Ooh, In your eyes

by wolfdog8mysoulw/chkn November 26, 2009

Jeffer

When a male pops a female right in the kisser -with closed fist- after she has given him a remark that he doesn't agree with.

Comes from an old Chiro member (Jeff) that was the first to practice this form of art.

Seune got a vicious comment from that girl. It wouldn't surprise me if he gives here a good ol' Jeffer... That'll shut her up right quick!

by janneman10 April 28, 2022

thomas jefferson express

when you take a week old cannoli, put it into your partner's ass hole (preferably if named Donny or Pauly), then place a candle or other instrument of a wax coat over sed asshole, light the candle and melt the wax to seal the flavor like Thomas Jefferson stamping one of his world famous letters.

Hey, I just hit a new milestone in my relationship with my girlfriend. Last night she gave me the Thomas Jefferson Express!

- Nice bro, #goals

by Pauly the brooklyn itilian February 15, 2018

Jeffery

A Jeffery is a name for a spider... So if you don't want to be the wimp that screams "SPIIIIIIIIIDEEEER!", be the weirdo that screams "JEEEFREYYYY!!!"

Oh my god it's a JEFFERY!!!!!! (me every time I see a spider)

by Frank'sFavoriteFlobster.org February 8, 2019

Thomas Jefferson

the act of receiving a hand-job from an overweight woman. Where she lifts you up by your penis and throws you over her head and continues to shake you by your penis until you reach an orgasm, where the woman will end by slamming you on the ground.

Yo bro I can't believe that girl gave you a thomas Jefferson last night.

Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.

by The nuggetier October 6, 2017