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Jackson

I hate Jackson
by Bob Marley the 9 May 6, 2019
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The most fucked up guy ever. He loves giving Alabama Hot Pockets and sucking up some Alabama Black Snakes. Typically Most Jackson's are horny fellas and love dick, any opportunity for a long sausage he will take.Most nights "Jackson" jerks of his tiny peen to some bbc porn.
Person 1:"Oh look it Jackson must be looking for some dick."
Person 2:"Yea that guy is a horny piece of shit."
by TheLordOfTheUrbanDays May 9, 2019
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Jackson is someone who has big ears, black hair, and big glasses. From far away he might look good, but close up he is ugly as hell. He has a couple friends that are really only friends with him because no one likes him. He might have a girlfriend every now and then but they will always break up with him because they only kiss once a month.
I feel bad for jackson. He is such a loser
by josh59 January 5, 2018
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We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout, We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went out.
by trs10408 April 20, 2018
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Jackson is the gayest one ever bro.
by Human Name is Bob March 11, 2018
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Jackson is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet, but don’t get too close he’s a liar, he will also push you away for no reason in the world. When he says he loves you, Jackson doesn’t really mean it because he’s bullshit
You know Jackson, yeah he’s nothing he’s shit the only way he knows how to treat women is by treating them like whores when he’s the whore.
by Babyangelsinner December 15, 2019
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Attracted to girls much younger and heavier than him
“Woah dude that grade 7 is so hot” “damn don’t be such a Jackson
by yeeyeyeyeysysyeysyshzhzb October 31, 2019
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